Dick’s Last Resort
4700 Hwy 17 S, North Myrtle Beach, SC, 29582
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Address :
4700 Hwy 17 S
North Myrtle Beach, SC, 29582 - Phone (843) 272-7794
- Website https://www.dickslastresort.com/myrtlebeach
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Specialities
- Takes Reservations : No
Delivery : No
Take-out : No
Accepts Credit Cards : Yes
Good For : Dinner
Parking : Private Lot
Bike Parking : No
Wheelchair Accessible : Yes
Good for Kids : Yes
Good for Groups : Yes
Attire : Casual
Ambience : Casual
Noise Level : Very Loud
Alcohol : Full Bar
Outdoor Seating : Yes
Wi-Fi : No
Has TV : Yes
Waiter Service : Yes
Caters : No
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Tom S.
Ate lunch here. Food was ok, but nothing special. Service was good with typical Dick's sarcism. It is pricey so be prepared.
(3)Matthew K.
The food is pretty basic, but the service was pretty awesome. Our waiter was appropriately offensive and callous. He insulted us with a sufficiently disrespectful and judgmental attitude. I would say this experience would be best with a large group. If you have a sense of humor, this place is great.
(4)SAMANTHA D.
You have to come here at least once, it's not like anything I've experienced. You get abused and yelled at by the waitstaff but it's all in good fun. My hat said "so easy a cave men did it" and my b/f's hat said "i stuck at math". It was fun and the food was good too. Don't go if you are looking for a quiet romantic meal. I gave it 3 stars because I wouldn't come here on the regular.
(3)Kristin m.
Took my son there on his bday, thinking it would be fun to get jibed a little. The waiters were spread across too many tables, we really got very little attention at all. The food was very overpriced and the menu was just posted on a board with no descriptions, so ordering was difficult and there were no kids' menus. Our waiter did not make the experience fun, and his humor was not appropriate for the kids we had with us. I felt like the waiter was just giving us his tired standard lines, when he was around to say anything at all. Food is not brought on plates, so you are eating from buckets. DH really liked the ribs. Nothing else stood out. Overall, def not worth the drive/trouble/cost.
(2)Chris W.
Advertised as a place for kids but no non-smoking section. Stay away until they add one.
(1)Brandon B.
Basically everyone at Dick's is a Dick, not what I was used to at all and the paper dunce caps everyone had on along with extremely rude servers and hostess were the reason I can't comment on the food. We walked out as soon as we were seated, dickishly.
(1)Roger S.
Amusing place. Lousy food that's overpriced. What a combination.
(2)Dan G.
Ok. Before you go to this resturant, the whole purpose of this place is to be insulted and made fun of by servers who "don't care" and who are very "rude". So if you can't handle a good ribbing and a bit of silliness, this is not the place for you. However it was quite possibly the highlight of my trip back from Myrtle. Our server was rude to my grandmother and her friend and teased me and my girlfriend. I have laughed that hard in a while. The cool part is that when you actually had a concern or have a question he was polite an answered my question. Then proceeded to berrate me for wasting her time. But everyone there had a smile on there face and was enjoying themselves. By the end of the meal, we walked out and our server said by with a great big smile on her face. We even started talkin andfetting to know other tables because everyone wanted to see what your dunce hat said. It was such great fun and as rude as they were, you could tell that it was all in good fun and the staff was having a blast. Come on, how many of you have worked as a server and wanted to tease the table you were working?!? I know I have The food was good. I enjoyed my meal and the rest of my family did as well. I liked this place so much I even wanted to buy a t shirt.
(4)Bill S.
We went with 3 kids. 3,6 and 15 and asked our server to PG it down a tad for Us and he obliged. Our server was excellent, he picked on my wifes boobs (her fault for wearing a revealing shirt), picked on me for having a beard. They dont pick on people for weight or looks, but body features, dress and age are definitely not off limits. Our food was delicious. I got a burger frys and ribs as a side. The beers where huge. The food delicious. We sat on the deck, and theres a crocodile whos like 6 foot long an eats chicken wings all day and night. My boy loved feeding him french frys. Evereytime I go to Myrtle Beach I have the intention of eating here. It was excellent. Once you get done, save time for the shopping plaza right next door, it's got something for everyone.
(5)Cezaro L.
Incidentally my picture was taken here. That was mere seconds before I got a paper cap with "Invested Heavily in the Silicon Market" scrawled all over it. Their "thing" is to be rude and crude. That said, they really do give excellent service: the food is delicious and well-presented, and they will get your refills quickly, with an officious roll-of-the-eyes or "only if you're lucky" comment. It's good service with a funny twist. Some people get offended by their hats (my roommate didn't like getting "A Carpenter's Dream" aka, flat-as-a-board), but if you can take a joke and feel like a new experience, check this place out with a large group of your friends. It's a really good time if you're in the area.
(4)Adam N.
It all depends on your waiter/waitress. If they r good it can be fun but if there like mine it's terrible... In my opinion you need to be with a big group to go here. You definitely pay for the experience food is below average
(1)Daniel O.
The only thing I can really say that I liked, was they had Fat Tire on tap. Food was kind of expensive and very small portions. Very sarcastic place; however that is the theme and atmosphere.
(2)Tim P.
Dicks is unlike any restaurant you have ever been to and that's not a bad thing. It's not the food that separates it from all others but, instead, it is the intentional abuse handed out by the staff that makes it unique. The first thing you notice when you walk in is the decor. It's hard to describe so let's say it is cluttered chic. A little bit of any and everything can be found hanging from the ceiling and walls; motorcycles, boats, stuffed animals, signs, to bras and panties at the bar. The wait staff will usually try to get a feel as to your tolerance to their shtick before going all out. They aren't going to cuss you put or anything but will try and pick on people especially those that can be hard to please. It's all in good fun so relax and give it back to them. The food is nothing special and the servings seem purposely small. Another "Dick" move done by the restaurant? Perhaps. I usually get the chicken and ribs which really isn't bad but like I said, serving size is small so it will leave you wanting more. The price for what you get is high. We paid $96 for four people which wouldn't be a bad deal if it had been really delicious food. And $3 for a soft drink seems a bit much but nowadays that seems to be the industry norm. The whole point of going to Dicks isn't so much the food but more of the experience. So getting a good waiter makes the expense worth it. Some people are cut out for it while some aren't. Get a waiter that can really read people and keep everyone laughing makes it worth the over-priced food. Unfortunately that is not always the case.
(2)Tara P.
Hilarious! Our "Dick" was great. She played her part well. The drinks and food were OK. Prices were slightly on the higher end and I expected the food to be better. Alcohol was very expensive. Overall we had a good time laughing at the antics and jokes. If you don't have a sense, do not go there.
(3)Jess I.
Went for a drink late night on a Saturday in July. Pretty dead worked in our benefit. Two bartenders were awesome. I like the place and decor ... Been to many dicks... Same set up. Just got drinks. Got tooty fruity snd husband got a beer. I got to keep my mason jar. Bartenders nice. Cool place. Good drinks. Good experience.
(5)Ali B.
As promised, the staff were all "dicks". They provided an entertaining dinner and for some good laughs. The food was excellent! It was good old southern comfort food made really well and in a good portion. The only down side of this restaurant is that our waiter went too far on one occasion and made us all feel uncomfortable and he targeted a certain member of our party in a cruel way. Beware if you tell them it is your birthday!!!
(4)Walt W.
Food was pretty good. It was a very fun experience. As rude as the service is supposed to be, it was really a fun experience. Hamburger was a hamburger, nothing super special. Chicken strips were really good and better yet they were hand breaded. Our waitress was awesome and was hilarious!
(4)Joshua S.
Loved it - was worth every penny. I read some of the other reviews about bad food and tiny portions and overpriced but I have to disagree. I am 6'1 220lbs and left completely full off of half an appetizer and a meal of shrimp and fries. Our waitress Greta was just right as far as cockiness and sh*t talking but still friendly enough to get us something if we needed it. All you cheap asses can go elsewhere - spend some $ and enjoy a fun dinner!
(5)Nicole F.
I never like the restaurants where people are intentionally rude to you. Who likes that? However, it was my sister's choice and I figured we'd give it a shot. We had 5 adults and 2 kids and just walking in and hearing bad language off the bat we were thinking "uh oh.. what did we get into?" However, our waitress was great! She kept with the theme, had fun with us, and never cursed in front of the kids. She even made the kids their own hats! "Brat in a hat" with a little hole cut out for his face was perfect for the littlest one. Is it our fault for taking kids to a place called Dick's? Yes. But I think they really play off the group and who they're serving. So why 3 stars? Eh.. the food was just ok. You really don't go for the food. Fried shrimp, fried fish, french fries, and more fried stuff. Overall pricey for food and drinks and really pushing the sell on the t-shirts and branded cups. I'm glad the experience redeemed my dislike of places like Dick's, but wouldn't ever "crave" going back.
(3)Kenny R.
We will never ever eat at a Dick's Last Resort again. The only good part about dick's was leaving. Our waiter was funny and had good jokes. Other than that he sucked! We were never offered refills on our drinks. Four of us were finished with our meal before my son got his meal. The food portions are super super super super small!!! We actually had to go to another restaurant right after we left Dicks to eat dinner for a second time because we were still very hungry. We consider ourselves very well tippers and are very easy to please. That being said this was the first time in my life that we left ZERO dollars for a tip. That is how bad our experience at Dick's was. I wish I could GIVE ZERO STARS!!!!!
(1)Curtis W.
Do you like getting Insulted before and during your meal? Do you like having your silverware thrown at you? Do you like wearing dunce caps? If you said yes to any of those questions, then you may like Dick's. I saw the host rag on a patron for a good 5 minutes while waiting for a seat. Basically the restaurant's gimmick is that they are rude and they put you down, but it's all in good fun. I'm pretty sure this is a chain and they have a handful across the US, but I've only been to this one. It was a good time. The food was decent, but most people go for the atmosphere.
(4)Erin H.
menu sucks. food sucks. idea is interesting and funny. when i walked in i was reading all the hats and they all seemed to be pretty funny. i couldn't wait to see what our waiter wrote on ours. when he finally did, i can't remember what he wrote, but i remember that it wasn't funny, and i pretty much laugh at everything. and i don't mean it wasn't funny in a "i was offended" way i mean really i just didn't laugh at mine or my bf's. i assume it was just this guy though, the other waiters and waitresses did write very amusing stuff on other peoples hats. i wouldn't go for the food. i would go to have drinks and hear the live band. five points, which seems to pretty much be their house band is really good.
(2)Darren P.
With the reviews, I was hesitant to try this place with teenagers, but my girlfriend's kids really wanted to go. I mentioned it to one of the local shop owners and she said, "Oh, you don't want to take children to that place." Luckily, the whole family has a great sense of humor. The server was hilarious and the kids couldn't stop laughing, but I wouldn't take young kids unless you are prepared to explain a lot of jokes and comments about genitalia. Not for the faint of heart, Dick's is really a unique experience. If you have low self esteem, don't go. I ordered the Crab Cakes and they were pretty good. The kids ordered chicken fingers and wings. The server was, "right-on," with most of the, "insult hats," that he created for the group and kept us entertained. The live music was shockingly good. If I come back to Myrtle Beach with the kids, we will eat here again. If it is just me and the girlfriend, we will probably go somewhere a little more romantic :)
(4)Nick K.
OK you all know the drill in this joint. The staff are all "Dick's" to you while you eat and drink. Sound fun? Well it is..very fun...The dunce caps with the one-liners are great BUT...minus 3 stars for the crappy food...ribs were tough, cole slaw sucked, but the beer was cold. Next time just drinks and apps.
(2)Dominique V.
This restaurant was quite an experience. Way different from any other place. Of course going here you have to be prepared for the servers to actually act like a "Dick" towards you. It was funny. The food was totally average, nothing to get excited to want to eat it again some other time. And it's super expensive. I feel like that supposed to be a part of the "dick" joke, to have regular food really expensive? I don't know. But it was a fun place to go to while on vacation. Good place to take a group of college friends.
(3)michael b.
Hilarious staff. Fresh insults. Sweet t-shirts. I would give this place 5 stars if it wasn't for the insanely high priced food. It's not even that good to be honest. I got the fish and chips meal. By the taste and quality of the meal i would expect it to be priced around $8-9. I remember paying somewhere around $15. My girlfriend got the crab leg meal. It was good and had plenty of crab that was cooked perfectly, but I am not so sure the price reflected the meal. Same with the appetizer and drinks too. Of course you might be paying that little extra for the entertainment, but I thought my tip reflected that. Who knows? Either way, we had a great time and sat outside over the water. It sits over a wildlife preserve and there are alligators in plain sight! It was a great dinner with a beautiful view. I left with a t-shirt and my beer glass. Overall I recommend it, but it's a place you go once or twice in your life. If the prices were lower I would stop by every time I went to myrtle beach.
(3)Renee M.
Man! You have to have a sense of humor to enter into this land of insults and yells! The hats will take you aback for a second if you're black and visiting the south! Once inside, it's all in good fun! Food was was actually not so great.
(2)Terence B.
If you don't have a sense of humor, this is not the place for you. Had a great time, waitress was awesome and the things she said were to funny. She made fun of us every chance she got. To hear the others and what they said was also funny. Very upbeat atmosphere. You definitely need a sense of humor to eat here
(3)J E.
I had a decent experience at Dicks tonight. The food was average... nothing special. I enjoy the whole game of the place with the staff being rude to you. Drinks were way on the pricey side. They let you keep the glass in most cases... I suppose that's how they justify charging so much.
(3)Lawren D.
Definitely an experience. Not one I care to repeat. It's different, obviously. Everyone knows the staff is supposed to be rude. I didn't know, however, the staff is allowed to cuss customers out. Interesting. It's also extremely loud. Our server was decent. He was a dick LOL that is to be expected. If you're looking for good food, this is NOT the place to go. Food is TERRIBLE. Especially for the price. I had the seafood platter, and first time it came out it was cold. I mean ice cold. Our server definitely apologized. After biting into the 2nd plate, the fish was good but everything else was just mediocre. Not worth $20 in my opinion. Stay away from anything with alcohol in it!!! My mother and sister in laws ordered something not realizing it was $26 a piece!!! Absolutely ridiculous. Definitely will never be back. Ever.
(2)Santina O.
It was quite entertaining. Our waiter Tim, was really great and funny. He definitely made the experience one to remember. The dinner menu was not very appealing so I opted for an appetizer as dinner. The crab balls were pretty good, not sure how much crab was in them though. Between the food and drinks, it all was a bit overpriced.
(3)Juanita V.
Funny hilarious dining entertainment for family or even groups, relaxing. A place to come eat dinner and have a few laughs with family & friends. The jokes just keep coming from the emcee!
(5)Lorena A.
This place is so much fun! We went with our three kids and my father in law and we all enjoyed it! The concept if different as any other restaurant since they are purposely rude to you in a very funny way. For instance, you ask for napkins and the throw a bunch up in the air lol same with straws.. Kids enjoyed the fun and my father in law enjoyed the good a lot! He had the wing they were delicious and big portions, served in a bucket with fries. We had 32oz beers that were pricey but we got to take the glasses home with us, I posted a picture of them. A must go place if you are in town!
(5)Kevin W.
Dicks rips you off in drink prices - which they don't have listed - where they tried to charge us $14 for a big beer and $9 for a small. Apparently they charge $30 for fancy drinks, though you do get to keep the glass. No problem if such prices are shown, though are not for obvious reason. Note they charge $4 for bottled beer, so if you go, avoid draft beer and fancy drinks.
(1)Mary M.
Before going to this place I read some of the reviews and was pretty concerned. However, upon going there, those concerns disappeared. The ambiance of Dicks is really unique, and as many have said on here before, if you don't have a sense of humor and can't handle taboo terms, this place is not for you. Our waiter was incredible, very funny and kept with the cheapskate feel of the restaurant. Our food was extremely quick. By the time we ordered it was out. Everything comes in a bucket so be prepared for that. The food was good, bar like food. I got the ribs and they were satisfying. Only complaint about the food was that it was pretty expensive, but I figured it was bc of the hilarious condom hat and jokes you get as well. Overall I thought Dicks was a good experience, and I would highly recommend going with a group of friends. Not that great for kids. Also- a friend in my party has many allergies and our waiter gave her a printed out list of menu items that were categorized into what you can and cannot eat with a peanut allergy, gluten free, etc. So I thought that was cool.
(4)Joseph B.
Always a good time here. My kids loved it, my wife loved it. Need thick skin to enjoy yourself. Go early because the wait as I was leaving was really bad.
(4)N R.
Holy overpriced..... $72 (a beer, a [giant] margarita, dinner, 20% tip) for two people?! I will never go back. Sure, it was funny.. but was the FOOD worth that much? ABSOLUTELY NOT... also, their food selection is extemely limited... no actual menus, just the list of their dishes on blackboards around the restaurant. Like other reviewers said... for the waiters to be rude - 5stars, it was funny. For the RESTAURANT aspect of it.... 1star at most. I so regret going here honestly.
(1)Matt S.
It was an interesting place to eat at. The food was really good. My biggest "complaint" was that it was really loud. The server was funny, but I couldn't hear her so that was unfortunate.
(3)Perry L.
Okay I get the schtick, treat the customers rudley and all. semi entertaining, but when a male waiter grabs a female waitress and forces her head down towards his crotch it becomes a little less funny, to say the least. Rape , oral or otherwise is just not funny. Waited over an hour for food in a half full restaurant, then the food server, slings a steak plate across the table covering my entire back with rendered fat. ruined the shirt. I can see how the treating customers rudely would be a good gambit if the food was excellent and the service above par, but sadly they had none of these things going for them, prices were pretty high to at about 35 per plate, all in. If you enjoy getting treated like crap, with lousy food and service, this is the place for you. Dicks indeed......
(1)kristine r.
Wrote this review 2 months ago & forgot I hadn't posted it when I wrote it on the phone- sorry. Just left Dick's and we were so disappointed... Had the most polite waiter ever, & despite my telling him that we brought newbies and expected a true "dick's" experience, we didn't get our hats, didn't get the slightest hint of attitude from him. He said he was new, and he clearly didn't pay attention during the training program. I had to drag my family here because frankly, the food sucks & I told them at least it would be fun... I'll probably never get them to go back. To top it off, the service was painfully slow, which is fine if you're being entertained, but we weren't. Usually one of my favorite Myrtle Beach places, but only if you get a great server. Sadly will be a long time before we return.
(1)Lexi P.
My family and I always go here when we go to myrtle beach! It's a place to have fun! If you don't have a sense of humor, seriously don't come here! The good is alright, not the best, but the staff and the atmosphere make up for it.
(5)James J.
Dick's is pretty fun. Great to take first-timers. The food is okay....average +, nothing that will make your head spin, but that is pretty common. The whole thing here is the rude, sarcastic experience. Must have a sense of humor to enjoy. Don't take people who have thin skin. I will definitely go back. Great fun.......but a bit on the pricey side, like most touristy places in Myrtle.
(3)Gavin D.
Dicks was a vary good atmosphere with all the humor and that's what u pay for. Our waitress was great and vary funny but the food was a different story. I got the cheese-sticks and they were horrible the cheese was not Evan cooked and it was cold my chicken tasted like shrimp but my family thought there food was ok so that's y it gets a 3 star but I probably won't come back here again.
(3)AnneMarie L.
We've been to a few of these and the one in Myrtle is bar far the best. It's the most fun, the wait staff are quit with the Witt and keep you entertained. The kids have a blast and everyone's hat is funny without being over the top. Every table is entertained by the roving staff. Sit back, prepare to laugh and completely enjoy the fun.
(5)Daniel C.
Had dinner at Flying Fish and as they were closing down, we were looking to continue the night at another bar. Dick's is located just across the parking lot, so we figured we would stop in there. We've been to plenty of Dick's before, so we knew what we were in for. Upon entering, we told the host that we were just grabbing some drinks, so he directed us to the bar. For a Saturday night, this place was fairly empty. Nonetheless, we carried on and ordered a few drinks. With the lack of a crowd, both bartenders turned their attention to us, engaging in conversation and eventually the usual Dick's treatment. My wife and I both got our paper bag hats with unique insults which made for a good laugh. Didn't have any of the food this time - so I can't make comment on that. We've dined here prior for lunch, but food isn't exactly what you come here for - it's just something to have with your drinks.
(4)Alyssa G.
I am from New Jersey and every single time I went to Myrtle Beach I have made a point to come to this restaurant! This place is just freakin hilarious, especially if you bring someone new with you. TONS of fun! The food here is okay not the greatest, you mainly go for the entertainment, but the dessert is out of this world here. I always get the brownie with ice cream which is perfect for you chocolate lovers out there! It gets very busy, however there is a bar to wait at and have a nice cocktail. Just as a warning, if you do not have a sense of humor DO NOT GO! You also get funny condom paper hats! That's a reason on its own for you to try it out! Can't wait to go back again! Love it!
(4)Kendall N.
I really wanted to try this restaurant and understood the funny part. Been to places like it before. However there is a difference between funny and insulting. The waitress called my wife an alcoholic if front of my kids and we didn't even order in adult drinks. We ask her to keep it clean. She ignored our request and kept it coming even worst. At this point we had to leave.
(1)Isabella K.
Didn't care for the food nor the jokes....our table had kids and the staff was not kid appropriate. Writting on a 11 y.o boy's hat "Just found my 1st pube", and for another 11y.o girl " I make boys turn gay". If this place was NOT kid welcome I would understand, but it IS a family restaurant. Drinks had no prices and were not worth the $$. For the 3 of us ( 2 adults and a child 11y.o) no appetizers was over $100. Noticed my mashed potatoes were cold and made from box...big mistake. Never again....we continued our vacation and dined in smaller local restaurants. Made up for our 1st day eating at Dick's
(1)Markos D.
Ok, now me and my friends were hungry and we picked this place out just because. We all ordered burgers and fries. Our server was being a real dick to us but i know Its the theme and It is really funny. Our food came out and the bun was soggy and gross so i took it off and the burgers seemed like they just game out of a frozen bag, there was no freshness. The fries came in buckets and they were horrible, no potatoe flavor. The one star is for the humor cause thats the only good thing there.
(1)Rhuewayhda Millisa B.
I took a friend for her first time. We had the best time ever. The food there was excellent. And our server Chris kept us laughing the entire time. Highly recommend.
(5)Ethan M.
At first when I got there, I saw all of the waiters and thought to myself, "this place is going to be fun." We were sat, and the waiters starting being mean to us (the point of the restaurant). We got our drinks, they made us hats, and it was going fine. Although, after about 2 hours of doing there job, we were getting very anxious for our food. We asked our server about the food at least three times b4 2 out of the 4 of us got our food. The other 2 nvr got their food, they messed up the receipt 3 times b4 just giving us the food for free, and we ended up eating at home. Basically... -Terrible service basing it off of the actual food part, not the idea -Mediocre food -Terrible management -DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME HERE
(1)Michail M.
Well well! What can I say, Dicks last resort definitely lived up to it's name! There are several things that you must consider first! Is food quality top priority, good service a priority, or are you simply visiting far the experience? If you are visiting strictly based on going to experience them being rude and rambunctious, then they get a 5 star rating, they definitely nail the experience side of things! We were told the chicken fried chicken was delicious so we got that and it was most certainly tasty, although I'd place it about 3 as far as good quality goes, it was good, but not amazing! Last but definitely not least, the service was average at best! I know their whole goal is to be rude and annoying, but they still strive to bring you what you want and need in a timely manner and unfortunately our waiter forgot to take our order, forgot 1 gentlemens drink twice, forgot to place an order for mozz sticks, and when checking out he gave our credit card to the other family at our table!! Like I said, the experience is great and if that's what you are looking for, then it's awesome! If you looking for good food quality, then it's about average! Unfortunately during my visit, the service was bad!!
(3)Brian H.
Servers were funny and entertaining. Food was terrible. I mean not edible. Had catfish that was slimy. Three small fried pieces for 15 bucks. C'mon. Wife had crab cakes. Also terrible. Big tourist trap but what do you expect. Two fine draft beers for 18 bucks. Good news is get to keep the glass to remember where I'm never going (to eat) again.
(1)Tarik C.
Omg!!!! The best freaking fish I have ever tasted in my life! I will always come here when I'm in myrtle beach! Sweet baby jesus the FISH I'm speechless man!
(5)Lisa K.
Scam! Okay so we get the idea that Dicks is raunchy, rough, but fun. Here's my issue - my husband, daughter and I went in just for drinks while visiting Myrtle Beach. Had fun with the waiter, ordered 2 large Miller Lights. When the bill came he charged $13.50/ beer which included the Dicks Last Resort beer glass. I would would have been fine with that IF I actually ordered the beer glass, or if the waiter mentioned, oh BTW the glasses are included. But no, he didn't. He tried to up-sell us for something we didn't order. When we called him on it, he made a comment, Dicks style, on how cheap we were. Seriously? You are going to charge me 2x the amount for something I didn't order and then get an attitude?? The manager was standing there coaching the wait staff on how to scam the patrons. Really made me mad! I love having fun, but do you have to try to rip me off? Not going back to any of them again if that's how they train their managers to coach the waitstaff - shady!
(1)Will H.
We have been to a Dick's Last Resort before. We went for lunch and I was pleased with the prices. I was thinking we where going to be hit hard for prices seeing it is the beach. We both had the Shrimpalooza . It was great and the portions where reasonable to hearty eaters like us. I ordered a add on piece of catfish - figured vising the South I should try the native selection - it was 3.99 and a little small, but very tasty, But, let's face it don't you go here for the "atmosphere" not the prices. Our waiter "Big Sexy" was great. Had my girlfriend rolling in laughter and seem to take a shine to me with offer of style Deliverance role-play together. The hats where fun "I have had more balls in my face than a circus seal" for her, made her squeal in laughter and a little bit about sausage delivery in the rear for me. Very fun. All kidding aside, Big Sexy was working to large parties on either side of us and still made us feel attended to in his out special way. Just abut the time we needed wet-naps, without requesting they magically appeared tossed from the level below. When an appetizer from a large party ended up on our tab, he professionally dropped the rough act and politely and quickly fixed it. This is a great sever - Dick's should give him a raise and you should ask for him when you visit.
(4)Robert D.
If you want to deal with offensive service and bad food then this is your place. Waiters can be amusing without resorting to a string of four letter words and this place couldn't do it. We didn't have kids with us but there were kids within earshot so I would have walked out if I had kids with us. Then there was the 'food" - greasy and unappetizing.
(1)Da S.
this is the single greatest place to eat food on planet earth. Anyone that doesn't have a sense of humor should avoid this place and go to Olive Garden.
(5)Keith H.
First of all...this place doesn't deserve any star rating! Also, I get their gimmick about being a dick, but come on, there should be a limit to how much of a dick they can be!!! The food SUCKED our waiter SUCKED...see a trend here? I find myself to be a person with a good sense of humor, but this place goes too far or at least our waiter did! He brought out our waters and threw them down on the table, too close to my camera. Then we ordered hot wings and my wife asked for no ranch, but he gave it to her anyway and it was on her food. He threw those down on the table as well, and got ranch everywhere. When the waiter finally caught on that we weren't buying into his antics, he bluntly asked us if we were church people. One, it wouldn't be any of his business. Two, what's wrong with people who go to church? Does he think he's better than people who do go to church? I could see somebody getting offended by that remark! So, after my wife and I quickly finished our food we paid for our meal and I decided to give him some "Dick's" hospitality by leaving without giving that punk a tip! So, if you find Dick's gimmick a little humorous then this place is for you, otherwise I wouldn't waste your time and money at this place!
(1)Mike A.
Ribs were amazing! Priced cheaper and tasted better than most places we went. If you can't take a joke... Please do not show up here!
(5)Staci J.
Me and my family of 9 others visited this spot in July 2013. It was recommended by my sister-in-law's co-worker. I didn't care for the food or the service too much; I ended up with diarhea after eating the shrimp and chips. It was different and a bit tacky for me (the servers talk to you rudely and throw napkins on the table) but my family enjoyed it.
(2)John J.
We come here every time we vacation in Myrtle. This time we went twice. If you have no sense of humor or are easily offended then DO NOT go. We always sit in the bar area, and laugh our asses off the whole time. Yeah the food is a little overpriced, but the atmosphere makes up for it. Thumbs up! My only complaint is that they are not raunchy ENOUGH!
(5)WhatsThe B.
Over priced for the quality of food. Good to try, once. Probably would not come back.
(1)John B.
If you don't have a sense of humor, please don't go here. This place IS dinner and a show, starring you and anyone sitting near you. You'll be insulted, berated, ignored, humiliated and embarrassed as will others in your party. You'll laugh 'til it hurts. Embarrassed easy? Oh dear! You've just had a homemade condom hat placed on your head that says "My dick is so small, I pee on my balls." (That was mine.) It's what I would call great bar food. Everything is served in buckets, so keep that in mind when you order a steak and ask for a plate and silverware, you're gonna get some hell for asking. I first came here with my folks when I was about 10. We were clueless. After 5 minutes, I was telling my folks this what I wanted to do when I grew up. If you don't have fun, well...maybe your just an asshole?
(5)Amy B.
We made a recent visit here as first timers and overall pretty disappointed! Everyone says how much fun it is and is a "must do" for the experience. I am by no means a stick in the mud and was looking forward to the rude, sarcastic kind of fun of it. Our server was great, she was fun and did well with the 2 kids with our group however she almost seemed a little salty (not in a good way) if anyone said anything back to her almost like she was mad anyone would have nerve enough to respond back to her in any way other than just taking it...keep in mind any response she got back from our table was also just all in fun, noting mean or hurtful. The food is very poor and certainly not worth the price!! I understand you pay for the atmosphere and experience but that does not mean the food has to be horrible....put a little time and effort into that too! This is for sure one of those places we can mark off as a been there kind of thing with no need to return...the food certainly does not scream come back again!! Thanks for a good first time Dicks but unless you seriously improve your food so that it goes a little better with the price it will be our only time!
(2)Thomas K.
DO NOT GO HERE FOR THE FOOD! GO HERE FOR THE EXPERIENCE. The food was below average but expensive, however the experience was worth it. Have to experience it at least once in your lifetime.
(2)Zach Z.
We had so much fun and laughed continually! Our waiter was hilarious and played his part well, he gave us great hats and was seeming to love his job. The food was great too! Best green beans I've ever had and all my friends agree that their food was great too! Great experience on vacation with friends! Highly recommended!
(5)Mark C.
What a fun time...heard they are fixing up their patio, so check it out! Black and bleu burger hit the spot, plus some attitude behind the bar and a nice manager made the visit entertaining and fun.
(5)Wanda A.
Not one for the abuse & rude atmosphere. Was taken there by some friends, so this was not my choice for dinner. Food was horrible, so I guess people come here for the experience... Would I ever come back, absolutely not!!!!
(1)Peyton C.
The food was way overpriced! I got 3 crab legs and a small side of fries for $24.99! The employees really played there part of being mean...it was definitely enjoyable but ended up being almost $100 for 3 people. This is definitely not the best place to bring children...a table beside of me had her son that looked about 8 or 9 and the waiter was very crude and inappropriate, like he was supposed to be I guess, and the mother looked very uncomfortable. Our server was very playful and I think his name was Casey. I would probably go back again but would definitely eat a pizza or something else before I go so I don't spend an arm and a leg and leave hungry!
(2)R Douglas D.
Marginal at best. I get the theme but beyond that, terribly overpriced and food was not all that good.
(1)Jennifer L.
My husband and I were first time visitors to this restaurant and we had a pretty good time. We went for lunch and were seated right away. The drinks came out quickly and were a bit on the high side. Be prepared for a bit of attitude (all in good fun) and some hilarity! I had the crab cakes, and they were good, my husband had the cheese steak and he liked it. Overall, it's a cool place to check out.
(3)Kevin B.
Well our waiter was an asshole, which is what you pay for when you go here. It was definitely entertaining and worth the trip. However the food is lackluster. I got the full slab of ribs and while they were good I didn't really think they were worth the $20 price tag. The beer-rita that I got was good but again not worth $23. If you haven't been I recommend you give it a shot for the entertainment value alone but I probably won't visit another Dick's.
(3)Nesha R.
Dick's was fun despite the basic menu items. I went with my husband and we were pretty much prepared after reading reviews on Yelp. Now if you are looking for linen table clothes and china, don't even think about this joint. The decor reminded me of 80's Garbage Pail KIds for some reason and your meal might be served on a bucket; ours was. "The alligator tastes just like fried chicken and we know how much you people like fried chicken." I loved it! Our waiter was pretty clever and quick on his feet and none of his schtick was offensive - just predicable humor that mostly leans toward telling you to expect bad service without actually providing it. Well the food was nothing to write home about. Menu included chicken breasts (two big ole' titties as the waiter so eloquently described them) beef ribs, slaw, fries, mac and cheese, alligator bites, meatloaf, etc. Overall the meal was truck stop-ish (I had the chicken breasts of course) but it was flavored nicely and filled me up. Drinks were great and they are not stingy with the alcohol! I'd return with a group of people who haven't been before. Mostly just a place to go and laugh, coat your stomach and drink.
(3)Jennifer G.
This place sucks. Food is gross and barely warm. I like the concept, but like everything else in Myrtle Beach, it's just full of trashy, mouthbreathing rednecks.
(1)Kerry B.
Go there to get made fun of, don't go to Dick's for its grossly over-priced menu consisting solely of fried seafood. Tourist haven, totally not worth it.
(1)Mike L.
Other reviews summed it up. They food is pretty bad and way overpriced but the experience is fun. I expected the waitstaff to be alot ruder but there were children at the table so maybe thats why they were being tame. I like to give it right back to them and have a good time. The food comes out very quick, I will give them that much. Stick with the appetizers. Nachos looked pretty good. Fried seafood platter was nothing special and neither were the ribs.
(2)Rich O.
What a waste of time and money. I get their schtick of being rude, and I have a great sense of humor, sarcastic, and all, but I found their attempts at it tasteless, rude, and ridiculously stupid. It was actually uncomfortable to be insulted and watch others get insulted as well. The food? Way overpriced for what you get, which wasn't much. Luckily, their "tip recommendation" calculation on the receipt isn't calculated correctly, so by their numbers it looked right, but it's less that what it should be, which is what they deserve. I'll be avoiding this one at all costs next time - it's not worth the time, effort, money, or energy to eat there. You've been warned...
(1)Matt O.
If you can take a joke then this place is pretty fun. The food is actually pretty good as well. I got chicken fried chicken and it was delicious and there was plenty of it. Our waitress was good; she started off really mean and toned it back a little bit after my girlfriends reaction. Our hats said "i lost my virginity to my fingers" and "i swallow more seaman than moby dick" hahaha Overall- a little pricy but its a cool one-time experience.
(4)Jasmin H.
Went during spring break with my friends when our friend told us her friend from back home in Boston worked at one. I was a little nervous at first but it was TONS of fun. Our waiter was rude but funny and a cutie lol. The menu was kind of lacking and looked like it was probably overpriced, but we ordered tons of appetizers and they were delish and perfect for our group. Also the drinks were pretty good too. Overall I don't know if I would go here on the regular but if your in the area on spring break/vacation and want some fun and different dining experience, go here!! Who says you can't get a good tip being a mean waiter? haha
(3)Michele C.
4 of us had lunch. The food was actually pretty good. The waitress was very nice but then we didn't drive 30 minutes from our vacation condo to Dicks for "nice". We came there for attitude and were disappointed to have to watch the tables around us, I.e. the male waitstaff, to get an indirect sense of that experience. Buy a t-shirt? I don't think so. We wouldn't go out of our way again.
(2)Jeremy P.
Dicks was fun for all. Took our 9 year old daughter there because we knew the waiter would be freaking out at her. She was in shock for the first 30 mins. He did a good job keeping everything at our table PG which we really appreciated. The food was OK. Not the best in the world but we went mainly for the entertainment of eating there. Only thing i don't like really is the fact they constantly keep trying to upsell you cups, mugs, tshirts, bumper stickers and everything else. 2* for the the food, and 3* for the fun.
(3)Karen S.
My husband and I went for lunch on a rainy day in the off season to see what all the fuss is about with Dick's. Now, wait times in the summer can be up to TWO HOURS! We breezed right in and were told by our "grumpy" server to "sit anyplace" Now, there are signs as you walk in explaining how everything in Dick's is "all in fun". We laughed throughout our meal- mainly reading the funny hats the servers donned upon the patrons(see the picture of my husband in his!) Nothing was too over the top- no profanity/vulgarity....it was just fun. In fact I was surprised how many kids were in the place. One funny moment was when a pair of girls opened a "fake" door to the ladies room- the door lead to nowhere. I can IMAGINE the reaction they would have gotten from the crowd/servers if the place and been packed!!! :) They had a HUGE selection of beer and lots of froufrou beach drinks...I had two Hurricanes with a souvenir glass and felt great :) The appetizer menu looked delicious I would grab a few of those instead of a meal next time- I had the steak salad and It was a very nice size...my Hubs was a little disappointed with his chicken fingers- very small portion- looked like a kids meal- I was surprised because my salad was so big. All in all- it was fun! I would never wait two hours for this place but if you get a chance to sneak in like we did- check it out!
(3)Ruth B.
My first time... My food was nasty chicken & rice... Got it blackened. Was so spicy hot could not taste flavor. Rice was seasoned with ??? Really bad taste. My date had a medium steak that was served really rare. Also, got crab ball appetizers which were just ok... Overall I would not go back. For a $100+ bill could have had much better elsewhere.
(1)Brian H.
Servers were funny and entertaining. Food was terrible. I mean not edible. Had catfish that was slimy. Three small fried pieces for 15 bucks. C'mon. Wife had crab cakes. Also terrible. Big tourist trap but what do you expect. Two fine draft beers for 18 bucks. Good news is get to keep the glass to remember where I'm never going (to eat) again.
(1)Tarik C.
Omg!!!! The best freaking fish I have ever tasted in my life! I will always come here when I'm in myrtle beach! Sweet baby jesus the FISH I'm speechless man!
(5)Jennifer L.
My husband and I were first time visitors to this restaurant and we had a pretty good time. We went for lunch and were seated right away. The drinks came out quickly and were a bit on the high side. Be prepared for a bit of attitude (all in good fun) and some hilarity! I had the crab cakes, and they were good, my husband had the cheese steak and he liked it. Overall, it's a cool place to check out.
(3)Kevin B.
Well our waiter was an asshole, which is what you pay for when you go here. It was definitely entertaining and worth the trip. However the food is lackluster. I got the full slab of ribs and while they were good I didn't really think they were worth the $20 price tag. The beer-rita that I got was good but again not worth $23. If you haven't been I recommend you give it a shot for the entertainment value alone but I probably won't visit another Dick's.
(3)N R.
Holy overpriced..... $72 (a beer, a [giant] margarita, dinner, 20% tip) for two people?! I will never go back. Sure, it was funny.. but was the FOOD worth that much? ABSOLUTELY NOT... also, their food selection is extemely limited... no actual menus, just the list of their dishes on blackboards around the restaurant. Like other reviewers said... for the waiters to be rude - 5stars, it was funny. For the RESTAURANT aspect of it.... 1star at most. I so regret going here honestly.
(1)Matt S.
It was an interesting place to eat at. The food was really good. My biggest "complaint" was that it was really loud. The server was funny, but I couldn't hear her so that was unfortunate.
(3)Perry L.
Okay I get the schtick, treat the customers rudley and all. semi entertaining, but when a male waiter grabs a female waitress and forces her head down towards his crotch it becomes a little less funny, to say the least. Rape , oral or otherwise is just not funny. Waited over an hour for food in a half full restaurant, then the food server, slings a steak plate across the table covering my entire back with rendered fat. ruined the shirt. I can see how the treating customers rudely would be a good gambit if the food was excellent and the service above par, but sadly they had none of these things going for them, prices were pretty high to at about 35 per plate, all in. If you enjoy getting treated like crap, with lousy food and service, this is the place for you. Dicks indeed......
(1)Dominique V.
This restaurant was quite an experience. Way different from any other place. Of course going here you have to be prepared for the servers to actually act like a "Dick" towards you. It was funny. The food was totally average, nothing to get excited to want to eat it again some other time. And it's super expensive. I feel like that supposed to be a part of the "dick" joke, to have regular food really expensive? I don't know. But it was a fun place to go to while on vacation. Good place to take a group of college friends.
(3)michael b.
Hilarious staff. Fresh insults. Sweet t-shirts. I would give this place 5 stars if it wasn't for the insanely high priced food. It's not even that good to be honest. I got the fish and chips meal. By the taste and quality of the meal i would expect it to be priced around $8-9. I remember paying somewhere around $15. My girlfriend got the crab leg meal. It was good and had plenty of crab that was cooked perfectly, but I am not so sure the price reflected the meal. Same with the appetizer and drinks too. Of course you might be paying that little extra for the entertainment, but I thought my tip reflected that. Who knows? Either way, we had a great time and sat outside over the water. It sits over a wildlife preserve and there are alligators in plain sight! It was a great dinner with a beautiful view. I left with a t-shirt and my beer glass. Overall I recommend it, but it's a place you go once or twice in your life. If the prices were lower I would stop by every time I went to myrtle beach.
(3)J E.
I had a decent experience at Dicks tonight. The food was average... nothing special. I enjoy the whole game of the place with the staff being rude to you. Drinks were way on the pricey side. They let you keep the glass in most cases... I suppose that's how they justify charging so much.
(3)Lawren D.
Definitely an experience. Not one I care to repeat. It's different, obviously. Everyone knows the staff is supposed to be rude. I didn't know, however, the staff is allowed to cuss customers out. Interesting. It's also extremely loud. Our server was decent. He was a dick LOL that is to be expected. If you're looking for good food, this is NOT the place to go. Food is TERRIBLE. Especially for the price. I had the seafood platter, and first time it came out it was cold. I mean ice cold. Our server definitely apologized. After biting into the 2nd plate, the fish was good but everything else was just mediocre. Not worth $20 in my opinion. Stay away from anything with alcohol in it!!! My mother and sister in laws ordered something not realizing it was $26 a piece!!! Absolutely ridiculous. Definitely will never be back. Ever.
(2)Santina O.
It was quite entertaining. Our waiter Tim, was really great and funny. He definitely made the experience one to remember. The dinner menu was not very appealing so I opted for an appetizer as dinner. The crab balls were pretty good, not sure how much crab was in them though. Between the food and drinks, it all was a bit overpriced.
(3)Renee M.
Man! You have to have a sense of humor to enter into this land of insults and yells! The hats will take you aback for a second if you're black and visiting the south! Once inside, it's all in good fun! Food was was actually not so great.
(2)Terence B.
If you don't have a sense of humor, this is not the place for you. Had a great time, waitress was awesome and the things she said were to funny. She made fun of us every chance she got. To hear the others and what they said was also funny. Very upbeat atmosphere. You definitely need a sense of humor to eat here
(3)Juanita V.
Funny hilarious dining entertainment for family or even groups, relaxing. A place to come eat dinner and have a few laughs with family & friends. The jokes just keep coming from the emcee!
(5)Lorena A.
This place is so much fun! We went with our three kids and my father in law and we all enjoyed it! The concept if different as any other restaurant since they are purposely rude to you in a very funny way. For instance, you ask for napkins and the throw a bunch up in the air lol same with straws.. Kids enjoyed the fun and my father in law enjoyed the good a lot! He had the wing they were delicious and big portions, served in a bucket with fries. We had 32oz beers that were pricey but we got to take the glasses home with us, I posted a picture of them. A must go place if you are in town!
(5)Joshua S.
Loved it - was worth every penny. I read some of the other reviews about bad food and tiny portions and overpriced but I have to disagree. I am 6'1 220lbs and left completely full off of half an appetizer and a meal of shrimp and fries. Our waitress Greta was just right as far as cockiness and sh*t talking but still friendly enough to get us something if we needed it. All you cheap asses can go elsewhere - spend some $ and enjoy a fun dinner!
(5)Gavin D.
Dicks was a vary good atmosphere with all the humor and that's what u pay for. Our waitress was great and vary funny but the food was a different story. I got the cheese-sticks and they were horrible the cheese was not Evan cooked and it was cold my chicken tasted like shrimp but my family thought there food was ok so that's y it gets a 3 star but I probably won't come back here again.
(3)Tim P.
Dicks is unlike any restaurant you have ever been to and that's not a bad thing. It's not the food that separates it from all others but, instead, it is the intentional abuse handed out by the staff that makes it unique. The first thing you notice when you walk in is the decor. It's hard to describe so let's say it is cluttered chic. A little bit of any and everything can be found hanging from the ceiling and walls; motorcycles, boats, stuffed animals, signs, to bras and panties at the bar. The wait staff will usually try to get a feel as to your tolerance to their shtick before going all out. They aren't going to cuss you put or anything but will try and pick on people especially those that can be hard to please. It's all in good fun so relax and give it back to them. The food is nothing special and the servings seem purposely small. Another "Dick" move done by the restaurant? Perhaps. I usually get the chicken and ribs which really isn't bad but like I said, serving size is small so it will leave you wanting more. The price for what you get is high. We paid $96 for four people which wouldn't be a bad deal if it had been really delicious food. And $3 for a soft drink seems a bit much but nowadays that seems to be the industry norm. The whole point of going to Dicks isn't so much the food but more of the experience. So getting a good waiter makes the expense worth it. Some people are cut out for it while some aren't. Get a waiter that can really read people and keep everyone laughing makes it worth the over-priced food. Unfortunately that is not always the case.
(2)Tara P.
Hilarious! Our "Dick" was great. She played her part well. The drinks and food were OK. Prices were slightly on the higher end and I expected the food to be better. Alcohol was very expensive. Overall we had a good time laughing at the antics and jokes. If you don't have a sense, do not go there.
(3)Jess I.
Went for a drink late night on a Saturday in July. Pretty dead worked in our benefit. Two bartenders were awesome. I like the place and decor ... Been to many dicks... Same set up. Just got drinks. Got tooty fruity snd husband got a beer. I got to keep my mason jar. Bartenders nice. Cool place. Good drinks. Good experience.
(5)Ali B.
As promised, the staff were all "dicks". They provided an entertaining dinner and for some good laughs. The food was excellent! It was good old southern comfort food made really well and in a good portion. The only down side of this restaurant is that our waiter went too far on one occasion and made us all feel uncomfortable and he targeted a certain member of our party in a cruel way. Beware if you tell them it is your birthday!!!
(4)Walt W.
Food was pretty good. It was a very fun experience. As rude as the service is supposed to be, it was really a fun experience. Hamburger was a hamburger, nothing super special. Chicken strips were really good and better yet they were hand breaded. Our waitress was awesome and was hilarious!
(4)Nicole F.
I never like the restaurants where people are intentionally rude to you. Who likes that? However, it was my sister's choice and I figured we'd give it a shot. We had 5 adults and 2 kids and just walking in and hearing bad language off the bat we were thinking "uh oh.. what did we get into?" However, our waitress was great! She kept with the theme, had fun with us, and never cursed in front of the kids. She even made the kids their own hats! "Brat in a hat" with a little hole cut out for his face was perfect for the littlest one. Is it our fault for taking kids to a place called Dick's? Yes. But I think they really play off the group and who they're serving. So why 3 stars? Eh.. the food was just ok. You really don't go for the food. Fried shrimp, fried fish, french fries, and more fried stuff. Overall pricey for food and drinks and really pushing the sell on the t-shirts and branded cups. I'm glad the experience redeemed my dislike of places like Dick's, but wouldn't ever "crave" going back.
(3)Kenny R.
We will never ever eat at a Dick's Last Resort again. The only good part about dick's was leaving. Our waiter was funny and had good jokes. Other than that he sucked! We were never offered refills on our drinks. Four of us were finished with our meal before my son got his meal. The food portions are super super super super small!!! We actually had to go to another restaurant right after we left Dicks to eat dinner for a second time because we were still very hungry. We consider ourselves very well tippers and are very easy to please. That being said this was the first time in my life that we left ZERO dollars for a tip. That is how bad our experience at Dick's was. I wish I could GIVE ZERO STARS!!!!!
(1)Kevin W.
Dicks rips you off in drink prices - which they don't have listed - where they tried to charge us $14 for a big beer and $9 for a small. Apparently they charge $30 for fancy drinks, though you do get to keep the glass. No problem if such prices are shown, though are not for obvious reason. Note they charge $4 for bottled beer, so if you go, avoid draft beer and fancy drinks.
(1)Mary M.
Before going to this place I read some of the reviews and was pretty concerned. However, upon going there, those concerns disappeared. The ambiance of Dicks is really unique, and as many have said on here before, if you don't have a sense of humor and can't handle taboo terms, this place is not for you. Our waiter was incredible, very funny and kept with the cheapskate feel of the restaurant. Our food was extremely quick. By the time we ordered it was out. Everything comes in a bucket so be prepared for that. The food was good, bar like food. I got the ribs and they were satisfying. Only complaint about the food was that it was pretty expensive, but I figured it was bc of the hilarious condom hat and jokes you get as well. Overall I thought Dicks was a good experience, and I would highly recommend going with a group of friends. Not that great for kids. Also- a friend in my party has many allergies and our waiter gave her a printed out list of menu items that were categorized into what you can and cannot eat with a peanut allergy, gluten free, etc. So I thought that was cool.
(4)AnneMarie L.
We've been to a few of these and the one in Myrtle is bar far the best. It's the most fun, the wait staff are quit with the Witt and keep you entertained. The kids have a blast and everyone's hat is funny without being over the top. Every table is entertained by the roving staff. Sit back, prepare to laugh and completely enjoy the fun.
(5)Daniel C.
Had dinner at Flying Fish and as they were closing down, we were looking to continue the night at another bar. Dick's is located just across the parking lot, so we figured we would stop in there. We've been to plenty of Dick's before, so we knew what we were in for. Upon entering, we told the host that we were just grabbing some drinks, so he directed us to the bar. For a Saturday night, this place was fairly empty. Nonetheless, we carried on and ordered a few drinks. With the lack of a crowd, both bartenders turned their attention to us, engaging in conversation and eventually the usual Dick's treatment. My wife and I both got our paper bag hats with unique insults which made for a good laugh. Didn't have any of the food this time - so I can't make comment on that. We've dined here prior for lunch, but food isn't exactly what you come here for - it's just something to have with your drinks.
(4)Alyssa G.
I am from New Jersey and every single time I went to Myrtle Beach I have made a point to come to this restaurant! This place is just freakin hilarious, especially if you bring someone new with you. TONS of fun! The food here is okay not the greatest, you mainly go for the entertainment, but the dessert is out of this world here. I always get the brownie with ice cream which is perfect for you chocolate lovers out there! It gets very busy, however there is a bar to wait at and have a nice cocktail. Just as a warning, if you do not have a sense of humor DO NOT GO! You also get funny condom paper hats! That's a reason on its own for you to try it out! Can't wait to go back again! Love it!
(4)Kendall N.
I really wanted to try this restaurant and understood the funny part. Been to places like it before. However there is a difference between funny and insulting. The waitress called my wife an alcoholic if front of my kids and we didn't even order in adult drinks. We ask her to keep it clean. She ignored our request and kept it coming even worst. At this point we had to leave.
(1)Joseph B.
Always a good time here. My kids loved it, my wife loved it. Need thick skin to enjoy yourself. Go early because the wait as I was leaving was really bad.
(4)Isabella K.
Didn't care for the food nor the jokes....our table had kids and the staff was not kid appropriate. Writting on a 11 y.o boy's hat "Just found my 1st pube", and for another 11y.o girl " I make boys turn gay". If this place was NOT kid welcome I would understand, but it IS a family restaurant. Drinks had no prices and were not worth the $$. For the 3 of us ( 2 adults and a child 11y.o) no appetizers was over $100. Noticed my mashed potatoes were cold and made from box...big mistake. Never again....we continued our vacation and dined in smaller local restaurants. Made up for our 1st day eating at Dick's
(1)Markos D.
Ok, now me and my friends were hungry and we picked this place out just because. We all ordered burgers and fries. Our server was being a real dick to us but i know Its the theme and It is really funny. Our food came out and the bun was soggy and gross so i took it off and the burgers seemed like they just game out of a frozen bag, there was no freshness. The fries came in buckets and they were horrible, no potatoe flavor. The one star is for the humor cause thats the only good thing there.
(1)Rhuewayhda Millisa B.
I took a friend for her first time. We had the best time ever. The food there was excellent. And our server Chris kept us laughing the entire time. Highly recommend.
(5)Ethan M.
At first when I got there, I saw all of the waiters and thought to myself, "this place is going to be fun." We were sat, and the waiters starting being mean to us (the point of the restaurant). We got our drinks, they made us hats, and it was going fine. Although, after about 2 hours of doing there job, we were getting very anxious for our food. We asked our server about the food at least three times b4 2 out of the 4 of us got our food. The other 2 nvr got their food, they messed up the receipt 3 times b4 just giving us the food for free, and we ended up eating at home. Basically... -Terrible service basing it off of the actual food part, not the idea -Mediocre food -Terrible management -DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME HERE
(1)Michail M.
Well well! What can I say, Dicks last resort definitely lived up to it's name! There are several things that you must consider first! Is food quality top priority, good service a priority, or are you simply visiting far the experience? If you are visiting strictly based on going to experience them being rude and rambunctious, then they get a 5 star rating, they definitely nail the experience side of things! We were told the chicken fried chicken was delicious so we got that and it was most certainly tasty, although I'd place it about 3 as far as good quality goes, it was good, but not amazing! Last but definitely not least, the service was average at best! I know their whole goal is to be rude and annoying, but they still strive to bring you what you want and need in a timely manner and unfortunately our waiter forgot to take our order, forgot 1 gentlemens drink twice, forgot to place an order for mozz sticks, and when checking out he gave our credit card to the other family at our table!! Like I said, the experience is great and if that's what you are looking for, then it's awesome! If you looking for good food quality, then it's about average! Unfortunately during my visit, the service was bad!!
(3)Lisa K.
Scam! Okay so we get the idea that Dicks is raunchy, rough, but fun. Here's my issue - my husband, daughter and I went in just for drinks while visiting Myrtle Beach. Had fun with the waiter, ordered 2 large Miller Lights. When the bill came he charged $13.50/ beer which included the Dicks Last Resort beer glass. I would would have been fine with that IF I actually ordered the beer glass, or if the waiter mentioned, oh BTW the glasses are included. But no, he didn't. He tried to up-sell us for something we didn't order. When we called him on it, he made a comment, Dicks style, on how cheap we were. Seriously? You are going to charge me 2x the amount for something I didn't order and then get an attitude?? The manager was standing there coaching the wait staff on how to scam the patrons. Really made me mad! I love having fun, but do you have to try to rip me off? Not going back to any of them again if that's how they train their managers to coach the waitstaff - shady!
(1)Thomas K.
DO NOT GO HERE FOR THE FOOD! GO HERE FOR THE EXPERIENCE. The food was below average but expensive, however the experience was worth it. Have to experience it at least once in your lifetime.
(2)Zach Z.
We had so much fun and laughed continually! Our waiter was hilarious and played his part well, he gave us great hats and was seeming to love his job. The food was great too! Best green beans I've ever had and all my friends agree that their food was great too! Great experience on vacation with friends! Highly recommended!
(5)Mark C.
What a fun time...heard they are fixing up their patio, so check it out! Black and bleu burger hit the spot, plus some attitude behind the bar and a nice manager made the visit entertaining and fun.
(5)Wanda A.
Not one for the abuse & rude atmosphere. Was taken there by some friends, so this was not my choice for dinner. Food was horrible, so I guess people come here for the experience... Would I ever come back, absolutely not!!!!
(1)Peyton C.
The food was way overpriced! I got 3 crab legs and a small side of fries for $24.99! The employees really played there part of being mean...it was definitely enjoyable but ended up being almost $100 for 3 people. This is definitely not the best place to bring children...a table beside of me had her son that looked about 8 or 9 and the waiter was very crude and inappropriate, like he was supposed to be I guess, and the mother looked very uncomfortable. Our server was very playful and I think his name was Casey. I would probably go back again but would definitely eat a pizza or something else before I go so I don't spend an arm and a leg and leave hungry!
(2)R Douglas D.
Marginal at best. I get the theme but beyond that, terribly overpriced and food was not all that good.
(1)kristine r.
Wrote this review 2 months ago & forgot I hadn't posted it when I wrote it on the phone- sorry. Just left Dick's and we were so disappointed... Had the most polite waiter ever, & despite my telling him that we brought newbies and expected a true "dick's" experience, we didn't get our hats, didn't get the slightest hint of attitude from him. He said he was new, and he clearly didn't pay attention during the training program. I had to drag my family here because frankly, the food sucks & I told them at least it would be fun... I'll probably never get them to go back. To top it off, the service was painfully slow, which is fine if you're being entertained, but we weren't. Usually one of my favorite Myrtle Beach places, but only if you get a great server. Sadly will be a long time before we return.
(1)Lexi P.
My family and I always go here when we go to myrtle beach! It's a place to have fun! If you don't have a sense of humor, seriously don't come here! The good is alright, not the best, but the staff and the atmosphere make up for it.
(5)Will H.
We have been to a Dick's Last Resort before. We went for lunch and I was pleased with the prices. I was thinking we where going to be hit hard for prices seeing it is the beach. We both had the Shrimpalooza . It was great and the portions where reasonable to hearty eaters like us. I ordered a add on piece of catfish - figured vising the South I should try the native selection - it was 3.99 and a little small, but very tasty, But, let's face it don't you go here for the "atmosphere" not the prices. Our waiter "Big Sexy" was great. Had my girlfriend rolling in laughter and seem to take a shine to me with offer of style Deliverance role-play together. The hats where fun "I have had more balls in my face than a circus seal" for her, made her squeal in laughter and a little bit about sausage delivery in the rear for me. Very fun. All kidding aside, Big Sexy was working to large parties on either side of us and still made us feel attended to in his out special way. Just abut the time we needed wet-naps, without requesting they magically appeared tossed from the level below. When an appetizer from a large party ended up on our tab, he professionally dropped the rough act and politely and quickly fixed it. This is a great sever - Dick's should give him a raise and you should ask for him when you visit.
(4)Robert D.
If you want to deal with offensive service and bad food then this is your place. Waiters can be amusing without resorting to a string of four letter words and this place couldn't do it. We didn't have kids with us but there were kids within earshot so I would have walked out if I had kids with us. Then there was the 'food" - greasy and unappetizing.
(1)Da S.
this is the single greatest place to eat food on planet earth. Anyone that doesn't have a sense of humor should avoid this place and go to Olive Garden.
(5)Keith H.
First of all...this place doesn't deserve any star rating! Also, I get their gimmick about being a dick, but come on, there should be a limit to how much of a dick they can be!!! The food SUCKED our waiter SUCKED...see a trend here? I find myself to be a person with a good sense of humor, but this place goes too far or at least our waiter did! He brought out our waters and threw them down on the table, too close to my camera. Then we ordered hot wings and my wife asked for no ranch, but he gave it to her anyway and it was on her food. He threw those down on the table as well, and got ranch everywhere. When the waiter finally caught on that we weren't buying into his antics, he bluntly asked us if we were church people. One, it wouldn't be any of his business. Two, what's wrong with people who go to church? Does he think he's better than people who do go to church? I could see somebody getting offended by that remark! So, after my wife and I quickly finished our food we paid for our meal and I decided to give him some "Dick's" hospitality by leaving without giving that punk a tip! So, if you find Dick's gimmick a little humorous then this place is for you, otherwise I wouldn't waste your time and money at this place!
(1)Mike A.
Ribs were amazing! Priced cheaper and tasted better than most places we went. If you can't take a joke... Please do not show up here!
(5)James J.
Dick's is pretty fun. Great to take first-timers. The food is okay....average +, nothing that will make your head spin, but that is pretty common. The whole thing here is the rude, sarcastic experience. Must have a sense of humor to enjoy. Don't take people who have thin skin. I will definitely go back. Great fun.......but a bit on the pricey side, like most touristy places in Myrtle.
(3)Staci J.
Me and my family of 9 others visited this spot in July 2013. It was recommended by my sister-in-law's co-worker. I didn't care for the food or the service too much; I ended up with diarhea after eating the shrimp and chips. It was different and a bit tacky for me (the servers talk to you rudely and throw napkins on the table) but my family enjoyed it.
(2)John J.
We come here every time we vacation in Myrtle. This time we went twice. If you have no sense of humor or are easily offended then DO NOT go. We always sit in the bar area, and laugh our asses off the whole time. Yeah the food is a little overpriced, but the atmosphere makes up for it. Thumbs up! My only complaint is that they are not raunchy ENOUGH!
(5)WhatsThe B.
Over priced for the quality of food. Good to try, once. Probably would not come back.
(1)John B.
If you don't have a sense of humor, please don't go here. This place IS dinner and a show, starring you and anyone sitting near you. You'll be insulted, berated, ignored, humiliated and embarrassed as will others in your party. You'll laugh 'til it hurts. Embarrassed easy? Oh dear! You've just had a homemade condom hat placed on your head that says "My dick is so small, I pee on my balls." (That was mine.) It's what I would call great bar food. Everything is served in buckets, so keep that in mind when you order a steak and ask for a plate and silverware, you're gonna get some hell for asking. I first came here with my folks when I was about 10. We were clueless. After 5 minutes, I was telling my folks this what I wanted to do when I grew up. If you don't have fun, well...maybe your just an asshole?
(5)Amy B.
We made a recent visit here as first timers and overall pretty disappointed! Everyone says how much fun it is and is a "must do" for the experience. I am by no means a stick in the mud and was looking forward to the rude, sarcastic kind of fun of it. Our server was great, she was fun and did well with the 2 kids with our group however she almost seemed a little salty (not in a good way) if anyone said anything back to her almost like she was mad anyone would have nerve enough to respond back to her in any way other than just taking it...keep in mind any response she got back from our table was also just all in fun, noting mean or hurtful. The food is very poor and certainly not worth the price!! I understand you pay for the atmosphere and experience but that does not mean the food has to be horrible....put a little time and effort into that too! This is for sure one of those places we can mark off as a been there kind of thing with no need to return...the food certainly does not scream come back again!! Thanks for a good first time Dicks but unless you seriously improve your food so that it goes a little better with the price it will be our only time!
(2)Nesha R.
Dick's was fun despite the basic menu items. I went with my husband and we were pretty much prepared after reading reviews on Yelp. Now if you are looking for linen table clothes and china, don't even think about this joint. The decor reminded me of 80's Garbage Pail KIds for some reason and your meal might be served on a bucket; ours was. "The alligator tastes just like fried chicken and we know how much you people like fried chicken." I loved it! Our waiter was pretty clever and quick on his feet and none of his schtick was offensive - just predicable humor that mostly leans toward telling you to expect bad service without actually providing it. Well the food was nothing to write home about. Menu included chicken breasts (two big ole' titties as the waiter so eloquently described them) beef ribs, slaw, fries, mac and cheese, alligator bites, meatloaf, etc. Overall the meal was truck stop-ish (I had the chicken breasts of course) but it was flavored nicely and filled me up. Drinks were great and they are not stingy with the alcohol! I'd return with a group of people who haven't been before. Mostly just a place to go and laugh, coat your stomach and drink.
(3)Jennifer G.
This place sucks. Food is gross and barely warm. I like the concept, but like everything else in Myrtle Beach, it's just full of trashy, mouthbreathing rednecks.
(1)Kerry B.
Go there to get made fun of, don't go to Dick's for its grossly over-priced menu consisting solely of fried seafood. Tourist haven, totally not worth it.
(1)Mike L.
Other reviews summed it up. They food is pretty bad and way overpriced but the experience is fun. I expected the waitstaff to be alot ruder but there were children at the table so maybe thats why they were being tame. I like to give it right back to them and have a good time. The food comes out very quick, I will give them that much. Stick with the appetizers. Nachos looked pretty good. Fried seafood platter was nothing special and neither were the ribs.
(2)Rich O.
What a waste of time and money. I get their schtick of being rude, and I have a great sense of humor, sarcastic, and all, but I found their attempts at it tasteless, rude, and ridiculously stupid. It was actually uncomfortable to be insulted and watch others get insulted as well. The food? Way overpriced for what you get, which wasn't much. Luckily, their "tip recommendation" calculation on the receipt isn't calculated correctly, so by their numbers it looked right, but it's less that what it should be, which is what they deserve. I'll be avoiding this one at all costs next time - it's not worth the time, effort, money, or energy to eat there. You've been warned...
(1)Matt O.
If you can take a joke then this place is pretty fun. The food is actually pretty good as well. I got chicken fried chicken and it was delicious and there was plenty of it. Our waitress was good; she started off really mean and toned it back a little bit after my girlfriends reaction. Our hats said "i lost my virginity to my fingers" and "i swallow more seaman than moby dick" hahaha Overall- a little pricy but its a cool one-time experience.
(4)Jasmin H.
Went during spring break with my friends when our friend told us her friend from back home in Boston worked at one. I was a little nervous at first but it was TONS of fun. Our waiter was rude but funny and a cutie lol. The menu was kind of lacking and looked like it was probably overpriced, but we ordered tons of appetizers and they were delish and perfect for our group. Also the drinks were pretty good too. Overall I don't know if I would go here on the regular but if your in the area on spring break/vacation and want some fun and different dining experience, go here!! Who says you can't get a good tip being a mean waiter? haha
(3)Michele C.
4 of us had lunch. The food was actually pretty good. The waitress was very nice but then we didn't drive 30 minutes from our vacation condo to Dicks for "nice". We came there for attitude and were disappointed to have to watch the tables around us, I.e. the male waitstaff, to get an indirect sense of that experience. Buy a t-shirt? I don't think so. We wouldn't go out of our way again.
(2)Jeremy P.
Dicks was fun for all. Took our 9 year old daughter there because we knew the waiter would be freaking out at her. She was in shock for the first 30 mins. He did a good job keeping everything at our table PG which we really appreciated. The food was OK. Not the best in the world but we went mainly for the entertainment of eating there. Only thing i don't like really is the fact they constantly keep trying to upsell you cups, mugs, tshirts, bumper stickers and everything else. 2* for the the food, and 3* for the fun.
(3)Karen S.
My husband and I went for lunch on a rainy day in the off season to see what all the fuss is about with Dick's. Now, wait times in the summer can be up to TWO HOURS! We breezed right in and were told by our "grumpy" server to "sit anyplace" Now, there are signs as you walk in explaining how everything in Dick's is "all in fun". We laughed throughout our meal- mainly reading the funny hats the servers donned upon the patrons(see the picture of my husband in his!) Nothing was too over the top- no profanity/vulgarity....it was just fun. In fact I was surprised how many kids were in the place. One funny moment was when a pair of girls opened a "fake" door to the ladies room- the door lead to nowhere. I can IMAGINE the reaction they would have gotten from the crowd/servers if the place and been packed!!! :) They had a HUGE selection of beer and lots of froufrou beach drinks...I had two Hurricanes with a souvenir glass and felt great :) The appetizer menu looked delicious I would grab a few of those instead of a meal next time- I had the steak salad and It was a very nice size...my Hubs was a little disappointed with his chicken fingers- very small portion- looked like a kids meal- I was surprised because my salad was so big. All in all- it was fun! I would never wait two hours for this place but if you get a chance to sneak in like we did- check it out!
(3)Ruth B.
My first time... My food was nasty chicken & rice... Got it blackened. Was so spicy hot could not taste flavor. Rice was seasoned with ??? Really bad taste. My date had a medium steak that was served really rare. Also, got crab ball appetizers which were just ok... Overall I would not go back. For a $100+ bill could have had much better elsewhere.
(1)Tom S.
Ate lunch here. Food was ok, but nothing special. Service was good with typical Dick's sarcism. It is pricey so be prepared.
(3)Matthew K.
The food is pretty basic, but the service was pretty awesome. Our waiter was appropriately offensive and callous. He insulted us with a sufficiently disrespectful and judgmental attitude. I would say this experience would be best with a large group. If you have a sense of humor, this place is great.
(4)SAMANTHA D.
You have to come here at least once, it's not like anything I've experienced. You get abused and yelled at by the waitstaff but it's all in good fun. My hat said "so easy a cave men did it" and my b/f's hat said "i stuck at math". It was fun and the food was good too. Don't go if you are looking for a quiet romantic meal. I gave it 3 stars because I wouldn't come here on the regular.
(3)Kristin m.
Took my son there on his bday, thinking it would be fun to get jibed a little. The waiters were spread across too many tables, we really got very little attention at all. The food was very overpriced and the menu was just posted on a board with no descriptions, so ordering was difficult and there were no kids' menus. Our waiter did not make the experience fun, and his humor was not appropriate for the kids we had with us. I felt like the waiter was just giving us his tired standard lines, when he was around to say anything at all. Food is not brought on plates, so you are eating from buckets. DH really liked the ribs. Nothing else stood out. Overall, def not worth the drive/trouble/cost.
(2)Chris W.
Advertised as a place for kids but no non-smoking section. Stay away until they add one.
(1)Dan G.
Ok. Before you go to this resturant, the whole purpose of this place is to be insulted and made fun of by servers who "don't care" and who are very "rude". So if you can't handle a good ribbing and a bit of silliness, this is not the place for you. However it was quite possibly the highlight of my trip back from Myrtle. Our server was rude to my grandmother and her friend and teased me and my girlfriend. I have laughed that hard in a while. The cool part is that when you actually had a concern or have a question he was polite an answered my question. Then proceeded to berrate me for wasting her time. But everyone there had a smile on there face and was enjoying themselves. By the end of the meal, we walked out and our server said by with a great big smile on her face. We even started talkin andfetting to know other tables because everyone wanted to see what your dunce hat said. It was such great fun and as rude as they were, you could tell that it was all in good fun and the staff was having a blast. Come on, how many of you have worked as a server and wanted to tease the table you were working?!? I know I have The food was good. I enjoyed my meal and the rest of my family did as well. I liked this place so much I even wanted to buy a t shirt.
(4)Bill S.
We went with 3 kids. 3,6 and 15 and asked our server to PG it down a tad for Us and he obliged. Our server was excellent, he picked on my wifes boobs (her fault for wearing a revealing shirt), picked on me for having a beard. They dont pick on people for weight or looks, but body features, dress and age are definitely not off limits. Our food was delicious. I got a burger frys and ribs as a side. The beers where huge. The food delicious. We sat on the deck, and theres a crocodile whos like 6 foot long an eats chicken wings all day and night. My boy loved feeding him french frys. Evereytime I go to Myrtle Beach I have the intention of eating here. It was excellent. Once you get done, save time for the shopping plaza right next door, it's got something for everyone.
(5)Cezaro L.
Incidentally my picture was taken here. That was mere seconds before I got a paper cap with "Invested Heavily in the Silicon Market" scrawled all over it. Their "thing" is to be rude and crude. That said, they really do give excellent service: the food is delicious and well-presented, and they will get your refills quickly, with an officious roll-of-the-eyes or "only if you're lucky" comment. It's good service with a funny twist. Some people get offended by their hats (my roommate didn't like getting "A Carpenter's Dream" aka, flat-as-a-board), but if you can take a joke and feel like a new experience, check this place out with a large group of your friends. It's a really good time if you're in the area.
(4)Adam N.
It all depends on your waiter/waitress. If they r good it can be fun but if there like mine it's terrible... In my opinion you need to be with a big group to go here. You definitely pay for the experience food is below average
(1)Daniel O.
The only thing I can really say that I liked, was they had Fat Tire on tap. Food was kind of expensive and very small portions. Very sarcastic place; however that is the theme and atmosphere.
(2)Brandon B.
Basically everyone at Dick's is a Dick, not what I was used to at all and the paper dunce caps everyone had on along with extremely rude servers and hostess were the reason I can't comment on the food. We walked out as soon as we were seated, dickishly.
(1)Roger S.
Amusing place. Lousy food that's overpriced. What a combination.
(2)Curtis W.
Do you like getting Insulted before and during your meal? Do you like having your silverware thrown at you? Do you like wearing dunce caps? If you said yes to any of those questions, then you may like Dick's. I saw the host rag on a patron for a good 5 minutes while waiting for a seat. Basically the restaurant's gimmick is that they are rude and they put you down, but it's all in good fun. I'm pretty sure this is a chain and they have a handful across the US, but I've only been to this one. It was a good time. The food was decent, but most people go for the atmosphere.
(4)Erin H.
menu sucks. food sucks. idea is interesting and funny. when i walked in i was reading all the hats and they all seemed to be pretty funny. i couldn't wait to see what our waiter wrote on ours. when he finally did, i can't remember what he wrote, but i remember that it wasn't funny, and i pretty much laugh at everything. and i don't mean it wasn't funny in a "i was offended" way i mean really i just didn't laugh at mine or my bf's. i assume it was just this guy though, the other waiters and waitresses did write very amusing stuff on other peoples hats. i wouldn't go for the food. i would go to have drinks and hear the live band. five points, which seems to pretty much be their house band is really good.
(2)Darren P.
With the reviews, I was hesitant to try this place with teenagers, but my girlfriend's kids really wanted to go. I mentioned it to one of the local shop owners and she said, "Oh, you don't want to take children to that place." Luckily, the whole family has a great sense of humor. The server was hilarious and the kids couldn't stop laughing, but I wouldn't take young kids unless you are prepared to explain a lot of jokes and comments about genitalia. Not for the faint of heart, Dick's is really a unique experience. If you have low self esteem, don't go. I ordered the Crab Cakes and they were pretty good. The kids ordered chicken fingers and wings. The server was, "right-on," with most of the, "insult hats," that he created for the group and kept us entertained. The live music was shockingly good. If I come back to Myrtle Beach with the kids, we will eat here again. If it is just me and the girlfriend, we will probably go somewhere a little more romantic :)
(4)Nick K.
OK you all know the drill in this joint. The staff are all "Dick's" to you while you eat and drink. Sound fun? Well it is..very fun...The dunce caps with the one-liners are great BUT...minus 3 stars for the crappy food...ribs were tough, cole slaw sucked, but the beer was cold. Next time just drinks and apps.
(2)Dominique V.
This restaurant was quite an experience. Way different from any other place. Of course going here you have to be prepared for the servers to actually act like a "Dick" towards you. It was funny. The food was totally average, nothing to get excited to want to eat it again some other time. And it's super expensive. I feel like that supposed to be a part of the "dick" joke, to have regular food really expensive? I don't know. But it was a fun place to go to while on vacation. Good place to take a group of college friends.
(3)michael b.
Hilarious staff. Fresh insults. Sweet t-shirts. I would give this place 5 stars if it wasn't for the insanely high priced food. It's not even that good to be honest. I got the fish and chips meal. By the taste and quality of the meal i would expect it to be priced around $8-9. I remember paying somewhere around $15. My girlfriend got the crab leg meal. It was good and had plenty of crab that was cooked perfectly, but I am not so sure the price reflected the meal. Same with the appetizer and drinks too. Of course you might be paying that little extra for the entertainment, but I thought my tip reflected that. Who knows? Either way, we had a great time and sat outside over the water. It sits over a wildlife preserve and there are alligators in plain sight! It was a great dinner with a beautiful view. I left with a t-shirt and my beer glass. Overall I recommend it, but it's a place you go once or twice in your life. If the prices were lower I would stop by every time I went to myrtle beach.
(3)J E.
I had a decent experience at Dicks tonight. The food was average... nothing special. I enjoy the whole game of the place with the staff being rude to you. Drinks were way on the pricey side. They let you keep the glass in most cases... I suppose that's how they justify charging so much.
(3)Joshua S.
Loved it - was worth every penny. I read some of the other reviews about bad food and tiny portions and overpriced but I have to disagree. I am 6'1 220lbs and left completely full off of half an appetizer and a meal of shrimp and fries. Our waitress Greta was just right as far as cockiness and sh*t talking but still friendly enough to get us something if we needed it. All you cheap asses can go elsewhere - spend some $ and enjoy a fun dinner!
(5)Lawren D.
Definitely an experience. Not one I care to repeat. It's different, obviously. Everyone knows the staff is supposed to be rude. I didn't know, however, the staff is allowed to cuss customers out. Interesting. It's also extremely loud. Our server was decent. He was a dick LOL that is to be expected. If you're looking for good food, this is NOT the place to go. Food is TERRIBLE. Especially for the price. I had the seafood platter, and first time it came out it was cold. I mean ice cold. Our server definitely apologized. After biting into the 2nd plate, the fish was good but everything else was just mediocre. Not worth $20 in my opinion. Stay away from anything with alcohol in it!!! My mother and sister in laws ordered something not realizing it was $26 a piece!!! Absolutely ridiculous. Definitely will never be back. Ever.
(2)Santina O.
It was quite entertaining. Our waiter Tim, was really great and funny. He definitely made the experience one to remember. The dinner menu was not very appealing so I opted for an appetizer as dinner. The crab balls were pretty good, not sure how much crab was in them though. Between the food and drinks, it all was a bit overpriced.
(3)Renee M.
Man! You have to have a sense of humor to enter into this land of insults and yells! The hats will take you aback for a second if you're black and visiting the south! Once inside, it's all in good fun! Food was was actually not so great.
(2)Terence B.
If you don't have a sense of humor, this is not the place for you. Had a great time, waitress was awesome and the things she said were to funny. She made fun of us every chance she got. To hear the others and what they said was also funny. Very upbeat atmosphere. You definitely need a sense of humor to eat here
(3)Juanita V.
Funny hilarious dining entertainment for family or even groups, relaxing. A place to come eat dinner and have a few laughs with family & friends. The jokes just keep coming from the emcee!
(5)Lorena A.
This place is so much fun! We went with our three kids and my father in law and we all enjoyed it! The concept if different as any other restaurant since they are purposely rude to you in a very funny way. For instance, you ask for napkins and the throw a bunch up in the air lol same with straws.. Kids enjoyed the fun and my father in law enjoyed the good a lot! He had the wing they were delicious and big portions, served in a bucket with fries. We had 32oz beers that were pricey but we got to take the glasses home with us, I posted a picture of them. A must go place if you are in town!
(5)Tim P.
Dicks is unlike any restaurant you have ever been to and that's not a bad thing. It's not the food that separates it from all others but, instead, it is the intentional abuse handed out by the staff that makes it unique. The first thing you notice when you walk in is the decor. It's hard to describe so let's say it is cluttered chic. A little bit of any and everything can be found hanging from the ceiling and walls; motorcycles, boats, stuffed animals, signs, to bras and panties at the bar. The wait staff will usually try to get a feel as to your tolerance to their shtick before going all out. They aren't going to cuss you put or anything but will try and pick on people especially those that can be hard to please. It's all in good fun so relax and give it back to them. The food is nothing special and the servings seem purposely small. Another "Dick" move done by the restaurant? Perhaps. I usually get the chicken and ribs which really isn't bad but like I said, serving size is small so it will leave you wanting more. The price for what you get is high. We paid $96 for four people which wouldn't be a bad deal if it had been really delicious food. And $3 for a soft drink seems a bit much but nowadays that seems to be the industry norm. The whole point of going to Dicks isn't so much the food but more of the experience. So getting a good waiter makes the expense worth it. Some people are cut out for it while some aren't. Get a waiter that can really read people and keep everyone laughing makes it worth the over-priced food. Unfortunately that is not always the case.
(2)Tara P.
Hilarious! Our "Dick" was great. She played her part well. The drinks and food were OK. Prices were slightly on the higher end and I expected the food to be better. Alcohol was very expensive. Overall we had a good time laughing at the antics and jokes. If you don't have a sense, do not go there.
(3)Jess I.
Went for a drink late night on a Saturday in July. Pretty dead worked in our benefit. Two bartenders were awesome. I like the place and decor ... Been to many dicks... Same set up. Just got drinks. Got tooty fruity snd husband got a beer. I got to keep my mason jar. Bartenders nice. Cool place. Good drinks. Good experience.
(5)Ali B.
As promised, the staff were all "dicks". They provided an entertaining dinner and for some good laughs. The food was excellent! It was good old southern comfort food made really well and in a good portion. The only down side of this restaurant is that our waiter went too far on one occasion and made us all feel uncomfortable and he targeted a certain member of our party in a cruel way. Beware if you tell them it is your birthday!!!
(4)Walt W.
Food was pretty good. It was a very fun experience. As rude as the service is supposed to be, it was really a fun experience. Hamburger was a hamburger, nothing super special. Chicken strips were really good and better yet they were hand breaded. Our waitress was awesome and was hilarious!
(4)Nicole F.
I never like the restaurants where people are intentionally rude to you. Who likes that? However, it was my sister's choice and I figured we'd give it a shot. We had 5 adults and 2 kids and just walking in and hearing bad language off the bat we were thinking "uh oh.. what did we get into?" However, our waitress was great! She kept with the theme, had fun with us, and never cursed in front of the kids. She even made the kids their own hats! "Brat in a hat" with a little hole cut out for his face was perfect for the littlest one. Is it our fault for taking kids to a place called Dick's? Yes. But I think they really play off the group and who they're serving. So why 3 stars? Eh.. the food was just ok. You really don't go for the food. Fried shrimp, fried fish, french fries, and more fried stuff. Overall pricey for food and drinks and really pushing the sell on the t-shirts and branded cups. I'm glad the experience redeemed my dislike of places like Dick's, but wouldn't ever "crave" going back.
(3)Kenny R.
We will never ever eat at a Dick's Last Resort again. The only good part about dick's was leaving. Our waiter was funny and had good jokes. Other than that he sucked! We were never offered refills on our drinks. Four of us were finished with our meal before my son got his meal. The food portions are super super super super small!!! We actually had to go to another restaurant right after we left Dicks to eat dinner for a second time because we were still very hungry. We consider ourselves very well tippers and are very easy to please. That being said this was the first time in my life that we left ZERO dollars for a tip. That is how bad our experience at Dick's was. I wish I could GIVE ZERO STARS!!!!!
(1)Kevin W.
Dicks rips you off in drink prices - which they don't have listed - where they tried to charge us $14 for a big beer and $9 for a small. Apparently they charge $30 for fancy drinks, though you do get to keep the glass. No problem if such prices are shown, though are not for obvious reason. Note they charge $4 for bottled beer, so if you go, avoid draft beer and fancy drinks.
(1)Mary M.
Before going to this place I read some of the reviews and was pretty concerned. However, upon going there, those concerns disappeared. The ambiance of Dicks is really unique, and as many have said on here before, if you don't have a sense of humor and can't handle taboo terms, this place is not for you. Our waiter was incredible, very funny and kept with the cheapskate feel of the restaurant. Our food was extremely quick. By the time we ordered it was out. Everything comes in a bucket so be prepared for that. The food was good, bar like food. I got the ribs and they were satisfying. Only complaint about the food was that it was pretty expensive, but I figured it was bc of the hilarious condom hat and jokes you get as well. Overall I thought Dicks was a good experience, and I would highly recommend going with a group of friends. Not that great for kids. Also- a friend in my party has many allergies and our waiter gave her a printed out list of menu items that were categorized into what you can and cannot eat with a peanut allergy, gluten free, etc. So I thought that was cool.
(4)Gavin D.
Dicks was a vary good atmosphere with all the humor and that's what u pay for. Our waitress was great and vary funny but the food was a different story. I got the cheese-sticks and they were horrible the cheese was not Evan cooked and it was cold my chicken tasted like shrimp but my family thought there food was ok so that's y it gets a 3 star but I probably won't come back here again.
(3)AnneMarie L.
We've been to a few of these and the one in Myrtle is bar far the best. It's the most fun, the wait staff are quit with the Witt and keep you entertained. The kids have a blast and everyone's hat is funny without being over the top. Every table is entertained by the roving staff. Sit back, prepare to laugh and completely enjoy the fun.
(5)Daniel C.
Had dinner at Flying Fish and as they were closing down, we were looking to continue the night at another bar. Dick's is located just across the parking lot, so we figured we would stop in there. We've been to plenty of Dick's before, so we knew what we were in for. Upon entering, we told the host that we were just grabbing some drinks, so he directed us to the bar. For a Saturday night, this place was fairly empty. Nonetheless, we carried on and ordered a few drinks. With the lack of a crowd, both bartenders turned their attention to us, engaging in conversation and eventually the usual Dick's treatment. My wife and I both got our paper bag hats with unique insults which made for a good laugh. Didn't have any of the food this time - so I can't make comment on that. We've dined here prior for lunch, but food isn't exactly what you come here for - it's just something to have with your drinks.
(4)Alyssa G.
I am from New Jersey and every single time I went to Myrtle Beach I have made a point to come to this restaurant! This place is just freakin hilarious, especially if you bring someone new with you. TONS of fun! The food here is okay not the greatest, you mainly go for the entertainment, but the dessert is out of this world here. I always get the brownie with ice cream which is perfect for you chocolate lovers out there! It gets very busy, however there is a bar to wait at and have a nice cocktail. Just as a warning, if you do not have a sense of humor DO NOT GO! You also get funny condom paper hats! That's a reason on its own for you to try it out! Can't wait to go back again! Love it!
(4)Kendall N.
I really wanted to try this restaurant and understood the funny part. Been to places like it before. However there is a difference between funny and insulting. The waitress called my wife an alcoholic if front of my kids and we didn't even order in adult drinks. We ask her to keep it clean. She ignored our request and kept it coming even worst. At this point we had to leave.
(1)Joseph B.
Always a good time here. My kids loved it, my wife loved it. Need thick skin to enjoy yourself. Go early because the wait as I was leaving was really bad.
(4)Isabella K.
Didn't care for the food nor the jokes....our table had kids and the staff was not kid appropriate. Writting on a 11 y.o boy's hat "Just found my 1st pube", and for another 11y.o girl " I make boys turn gay". If this place was NOT kid welcome I would understand, but it IS a family restaurant. Drinks had no prices and were not worth the $$. For the 3 of us ( 2 adults and a child 11y.o) no appetizers was over $100. Noticed my mashed potatoes were cold and made from box...big mistake. Never again....we continued our vacation and dined in smaller local restaurants. Made up for our 1st day eating at Dick's
(1)Markos D.
Ok, now me and my friends were hungry and we picked this place out just because. We all ordered burgers and fries. Our server was being a real dick to us but i know Its the theme and It is really funny. Our food came out and the bun was soggy and gross so i took it off and the burgers seemed like they just game out of a frozen bag, there was no freshness. The fries came in buckets and they were horrible, no potatoe flavor. The one star is for the humor cause thats the only good thing there.
(1)Rhuewayhda Millisa B.
I took a friend for her first time. We had the best time ever. The food there was excellent. And our server Chris kept us laughing the entire time. Highly recommend.
(5)Ethan M.
At first when I got there, I saw all of the waiters and thought to myself, "this place is going to be fun." We were sat, and the waiters starting being mean to us (the point of the restaurant). We got our drinks, they made us hats, and it was going fine. Although, after about 2 hours of doing there job, we were getting very anxious for our food. We asked our server about the food at least three times b4 2 out of the 4 of us got our food. The other 2 nvr got their food, they messed up the receipt 3 times b4 just giving us the food for free, and we ended up eating at home. Basically... -Terrible service basing it off of the actual food part, not the idea -Mediocre food -Terrible management -DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME HERE
(1)Michail M.
Well well! What can I say, Dicks last resort definitely lived up to it's name! There are several things that you must consider first! Is food quality top priority, good service a priority, or are you simply visiting far the experience? If you are visiting strictly based on going to experience them being rude and rambunctious, then they get a 5 star rating, they definitely nail the experience side of things! We were told the chicken fried chicken was delicious so we got that and it was most certainly tasty, although I'd place it about 3 as far as good quality goes, it was good, but not amazing! Last but definitely not least, the service was average at best! I know their whole goal is to be rude and annoying, but they still strive to bring you what you want and need in a timely manner and unfortunately our waiter forgot to take our order, forgot 1 gentlemens drink twice, forgot to place an order for mozz sticks, and when checking out he gave our credit card to the other family at our table!! Like I said, the experience is great and if that's what you are looking for, then it's awesome! If you looking for good food quality, then it's about average! Unfortunately during my visit, the service was bad!!
(3)Lisa K.
Scam! Okay so we get the idea that Dicks is raunchy, rough, but fun. Here's my issue - my husband, daughter and I went in just for drinks while visiting Myrtle Beach. Had fun with the waiter, ordered 2 large Miller Lights. When the bill came he charged $13.50/ beer which included the Dicks Last Resort beer glass. I would would have been fine with that IF I actually ordered the beer glass, or if the waiter mentioned, oh BTW the glasses are included. But no, he didn't. He tried to up-sell us for something we didn't order. When we called him on it, he made a comment, Dicks style, on how cheap we were. Seriously? You are going to charge me 2x the amount for something I didn't order and then get an attitude?? The manager was standing there coaching the wait staff on how to scam the patrons. Really made me mad! I love having fun, but do you have to try to rip me off? Not going back to any of them again if that's how they train their managers to coach the waitstaff - shady!
(1)Thomas K.
DO NOT GO HERE FOR THE FOOD! GO HERE FOR THE EXPERIENCE. The food was below average but expensive, however the experience was worth it. Have to experience it at least once in your lifetime.
(2)Zach Z.
We had so much fun and laughed continually! Our waiter was hilarious and played his part well, he gave us great hats and was seeming to love his job. The food was great too! Best green beans I've ever had and all my friends agree that their food was great too! Great experience on vacation with friends! Highly recommended!
(5)Mark C.
What a fun time...heard they are fixing up their patio, so check it out! Black and bleu burger hit the spot, plus some attitude behind the bar and a nice manager made the visit entertaining and fun.
(5)Wanda A.
Not one for the abuse & rude atmosphere. Was taken there by some friends, so this was not my choice for dinner. Food was horrible, so I guess people come here for the experience... Would I ever come back, absolutely not!!!!
(1)Peyton C.
The food was way overpriced! I got 3 crab legs and a small side of fries for $24.99! The employees really played there part of being mean...it was definitely enjoyable but ended up being almost $100 for 3 people. This is definitely not the best place to bring children...a table beside of me had her son that looked about 8 or 9 and the waiter was very crude and inappropriate, like he was supposed to be I guess, and the mother looked very uncomfortable. Our server was very playful and I think his name was Casey. I would probably go back again but would definitely eat a pizza or something else before I go so I don't spend an arm and a leg and leave hungry!
(2)R Douglas D.
Marginal at best. I get the theme but beyond that, terribly overpriced and food was not all that good.
(1)Brian H.
Servers were funny and entertaining. Food was terrible. I mean not edible. Had catfish that was slimy. Three small fried pieces for 15 bucks. C'mon. Wife had crab cakes. Also terrible. Big tourist trap but what do you expect. Two fine draft beers for 18 bucks. Good news is get to keep the glass to remember where I'm never going (to eat) again.
(1)Tarik C.
Omg!!!! The best freaking fish I have ever tasted in my life! I will always come here when I'm in myrtle beach! Sweet baby jesus the FISH I'm speechless man!
(5)Jennifer L.
My husband and I were first time visitors to this restaurant and we had a pretty good time. We went for lunch and were seated right away. The drinks came out quickly and were a bit on the high side. Be prepared for a bit of attitude (all in good fun) and some hilarity! I had the crab cakes, and they were good, my husband had the cheese steak and he liked it. Overall, it's a cool place to check out.
(3)Kevin B.
Well our waiter was an asshole, which is what you pay for when you go here. It was definitely entertaining and worth the trip. However the food is lackluster. I got the full slab of ribs and while they were good I didn't really think they were worth the $20 price tag. The beer-rita that I got was good but again not worth $23. If you haven't been I recommend you give it a shot for the entertainment value alone but I probably won't visit another Dick's.
(3)N R.
Holy overpriced..... $72 (a beer, a [giant] margarita, dinner, 20% tip) for two people?! I will never go back. Sure, it was funny.. but was the FOOD worth that much? ABSOLUTELY NOT... also, their food selection is extemely limited... no actual menus, just the list of their dishes on blackboards around the restaurant. Like other reviewers said... for the waiters to be rude - 5stars, it was funny. For the RESTAURANT aspect of it.... 1star at most. I so regret going here honestly.
(1)Matt S.
It was an interesting place to eat at. The food was really good. My biggest "complaint" was that it was really loud. The server was funny, but I couldn't hear her so that was unfortunate.
(3)Perry L.
Okay I get the schtick, treat the customers rudley and all. semi entertaining, but when a male waiter grabs a female waitress and forces her head down towards his crotch it becomes a little less funny, to say the least. Rape , oral or otherwise is just not funny. Waited over an hour for food in a half full restaurant, then the food server, slings a steak plate across the table covering my entire back with rendered fat. ruined the shirt. I can see how the treating customers rudely would be a good gambit if the food was excellent and the service above par, but sadly they had none of these things going for them, prices were pretty high to at about 35 per plate, all in. If you enjoy getting treated like crap, with lousy food and service, this is the place for you. Dicks indeed......
(1)kristine r.
Wrote this review 2 months ago & forgot I hadn't posted it when I wrote it on the phone- sorry. Just left Dick's and we were so disappointed... Had the most polite waiter ever, & despite my telling him that we brought newbies and expected a true "dick's" experience, we didn't get our hats, didn't get the slightest hint of attitude from him. He said he was new, and he clearly didn't pay attention during the training program. I had to drag my family here because frankly, the food sucks & I told them at least it would be fun... I'll probably never get them to go back. To top it off, the service was painfully slow, which is fine if you're being entertained, but we weren't. Usually one of my favorite Myrtle Beach places, but only if you get a great server. Sadly will be a long time before we return.
(1)Lexi P.
My family and I always go here when we go to myrtle beach! It's a place to have fun! If you don't have a sense of humor, seriously don't come here! The good is alright, not the best, but the staff and the atmosphere make up for it.
(5)Will H.
We have been to a Dick's Last Resort before. We went for lunch and I was pleased with the prices. I was thinking we where going to be hit hard for prices seeing it is the beach. We both had the Shrimpalooza . It was great and the portions where reasonable to hearty eaters like us. I ordered a add on piece of catfish - figured vising the South I should try the native selection - it was 3.99 and a little small, but very tasty, But, let's face it don't you go here for the "atmosphere" not the prices. Our waiter "Big Sexy" was great. Had my girlfriend rolling in laughter and seem to take a shine to me with offer of style Deliverance role-play together. The hats where fun "I have had more balls in my face than a circus seal" for her, made her squeal in laughter and a little bit about sausage delivery in the rear for me. Very fun. All kidding aside, Big Sexy was working to large parties on either side of us and still made us feel attended to in his out special way. Just abut the time we needed wet-naps, without requesting they magically appeared tossed from the level below. When an appetizer from a large party ended up on our tab, he professionally dropped the rough act and politely and quickly fixed it. This is a great sever - Dick's should give him a raise and you should ask for him when you visit.
(4)Robert D.
If you want to deal with offensive service and bad food then this is your place. Waiters can be amusing without resorting to a string of four letter words and this place couldn't do it. We didn't have kids with us but there were kids within earshot so I would have walked out if I had kids with us. Then there was the 'food" - greasy and unappetizing.
(1)Da S.
this is the single greatest place to eat food on planet earth. Anyone that doesn't have a sense of humor should avoid this place and go to Olive Garden.
(5)Keith H.
First of all...this place doesn't deserve any star rating! Also, I get their gimmick about being a dick, but come on, there should be a limit to how much of a dick they can be!!! The food SUCKED our waiter SUCKED...see a trend here? I find myself to be a person with a good sense of humor, but this place goes too far or at least our waiter did! He brought out our waters and threw them down on the table, too close to my camera. Then we ordered hot wings and my wife asked for no ranch, but he gave it to her anyway and it was on her food. He threw those down on the table as well, and got ranch everywhere. When the waiter finally caught on that we weren't buying into his antics, he bluntly asked us if we were church people. One, it wouldn't be any of his business. Two, what's wrong with people who go to church? Does he think he's better than people who do go to church? I could see somebody getting offended by that remark! So, after my wife and I quickly finished our food we paid for our meal and I decided to give him some "Dick's" hospitality by leaving without giving that punk a tip! So, if you find Dick's gimmick a little humorous then this place is for you, otherwise I wouldn't waste your time and money at this place!
(1)Mike A.
Ribs were amazing! Priced cheaper and tasted better than most places we went. If you can't take a joke... Please do not show up here!
(5)James J.
Dick's is pretty fun. Great to take first-timers. The food is okay....average +, nothing that will make your head spin, but that is pretty common. The whole thing here is the rude, sarcastic experience. Must have a sense of humor to enjoy. Don't take people who have thin skin. I will definitely go back. Great fun.......but a bit on the pricey side, like most touristy places in Myrtle.
(3)Staci J.
Me and my family of 9 others visited this spot in July 2013. It was recommended by my sister-in-law's co-worker. I didn't care for the food or the service too much; I ended up with diarhea after eating the shrimp and chips. It was different and a bit tacky for me (the servers talk to you rudely and throw napkins on the table) but my family enjoyed it.
(2)John J.
We come here every time we vacation in Myrtle. This time we went twice. If you have no sense of humor or are easily offended then DO NOT go. We always sit in the bar area, and laugh our asses off the whole time. Yeah the food is a little overpriced, but the atmosphere makes up for it. Thumbs up! My only complaint is that they are not raunchy ENOUGH!
(5)WhatsThe B.
Over priced for the quality of food. Good to try, once. Probably would not come back.
(1)John B.
If you don't have a sense of humor, please don't go here. This place IS dinner and a show, starring you and anyone sitting near you. You'll be insulted, berated, ignored, humiliated and embarrassed as will others in your party. You'll laugh 'til it hurts. Embarrassed easy? Oh dear! You've just had a homemade condom hat placed on your head that says "My dick is so small, I pee on my balls." (That was mine.) It's what I would call great bar food. Everything is served in buckets, so keep that in mind when you order a steak and ask for a plate and silverware, you're gonna get some hell for asking. I first came here with my folks when I was about 10. We were clueless. After 5 minutes, I was telling my folks this what I wanted to do when I grew up. If you don't have fun, well...maybe your just an asshole?
(5)Amy B.
We made a recent visit here as first timers and overall pretty disappointed! Everyone says how much fun it is and is a "must do" for the experience. I am by no means a stick in the mud and was looking forward to the rude, sarcastic kind of fun of it. Our server was great, she was fun and did well with the 2 kids with our group however she almost seemed a little salty (not in a good way) if anyone said anything back to her almost like she was mad anyone would have nerve enough to respond back to her in any way other than just taking it...keep in mind any response she got back from our table was also just all in fun, noting mean or hurtful. The food is very poor and certainly not worth the price!! I understand you pay for the atmosphere and experience but that does not mean the food has to be horrible....put a little time and effort into that too! This is for sure one of those places we can mark off as a been there kind of thing with no need to return...the food certainly does not scream come back again!! Thanks for a good first time Dicks but unless you seriously improve your food so that it goes a little better with the price it will be our only time!
(2)Nesha R.
Dick's was fun despite the basic menu items. I went with my husband and we were pretty much prepared after reading reviews on Yelp. Now if you are looking for linen table clothes and china, don't even think about this joint. The decor reminded me of 80's Garbage Pail KIds for some reason and your meal might be served on a bucket; ours was. "The alligator tastes just like fried chicken and we know how much you people like fried chicken." I loved it! Our waiter was pretty clever and quick on his feet and none of his schtick was offensive - just predicable humor that mostly leans toward telling you to expect bad service without actually providing it. Well the food was nothing to write home about. Menu included chicken breasts (two big ole' titties as the waiter so eloquently described them) beef ribs, slaw, fries, mac and cheese, alligator bites, meatloaf, etc. Overall the meal was truck stop-ish (I had the chicken breasts of course) but it was flavored nicely and filled me up. Drinks were great and they are not stingy with the alcohol! I'd return with a group of people who haven't been before. Mostly just a place to go and laugh, coat your stomach and drink.
(3)Jennifer G.
This place sucks. Food is gross and barely warm. I like the concept, but like everything else in Myrtle Beach, it's just full of trashy, mouthbreathing rednecks.
(1)Kerry B.
Go there to get made fun of, don't go to Dick's for its grossly over-priced menu consisting solely of fried seafood. Tourist haven, totally not worth it.
(1)Mike L.
Other reviews summed it up. They food is pretty bad and way overpriced but the experience is fun. I expected the waitstaff to be alot ruder but there were children at the table so maybe thats why they were being tame. I like to give it right back to them and have a good time. The food comes out very quick, I will give them that much. Stick with the appetizers. Nachos looked pretty good. Fried seafood platter was nothing special and neither were the ribs.
(2)Rich O.
What a waste of time and money. I get their schtick of being rude, and I have a great sense of humor, sarcastic, and all, but I found their attempts at it tasteless, rude, and ridiculously stupid. It was actually uncomfortable to be insulted and watch others get insulted as well. The food? Way overpriced for what you get, which wasn't much. Luckily, their "tip recommendation" calculation on the receipt isn't calculated correctly, so by their numbers it looked right, but it's less that what it should be, which is what they deserve. I'll be avoiding this one at all costs next time - it's not worth the time, effort, money, or energy to eat there. You've been warned...
(1)Matt O.
If you can take a joke then this place is pretty fun. The food is actually pretty good as well. I got chicken fried chicken and it was delicious and there was plenty of it. Our waitress was good; she started off really mean and toned it back a little bit after my girlfriends reaction. Our hats said "i lost my virginity to my fingers" and "i swallow more seaman than moby dick" hahaha Overall- a little pricy but its a cool one-time experience.
(4)Jasmin H.
Went during spring break with my friends when our friend told us her friend from back home in Boston worked at one. I was a little nervous at first but it was TONS of fun. Our waiter was rude but funny and a cutie lol. The menu was kind of lacking and looked like it was probably overpriced, but we ordered tons of appetizers and they were delish and perfect for our group. Also the drinks were pretty good too. Overall I don't know if I would go here on the regular but if your in the area on spring break/vacation and want some fun and different dining experience, go here!! Who says you can't get a good tip being a mean waiter? haha
(3)Michele C.
4 of us had lunch. The food was actually pretty good. The waitress was very nice but then we didn't drive 30 minutes from our vacation condo to Dicks for "nice". We came there for attitude and were disappointed to have to watch the tables around us, I.e. the male waitstaff, to get an indirect sense of that experience. Buy a t-shirt? I don't think so. We wouldn't go out of our way again.
(2)Jeremy P.
Dicks was fun for all. Took our 9 year old daughter there because we knew the waiter would be freaking out at her. She was in shock for the first 30 mins. He did a good job keeping everything at our table PG which we really appreciated. The food was OK. Not the best in the world but we went mainly for the entertainment of eating there. Only thing i don't like really is the fact they constantly keep trying to upsell you cups, mugs, tshirts, bumper stickers and everything else. 2* for the the food, and 3* for the fun.
(3)Karen S.
My husband and I went for lunch on a rainy day in the off season to see what all the fuss is about with Dick's. Now, wait times in the summer can be up to TWO HOURS! We breezed right in and were told by our "grumpy" server to "sit anyplace" Now, there are signs as you walk in explaining how everything in Dick's is "all in fun". We laughed throughout our meal- mainly reading the funny hats the servers donned upon the patrons(see the picture of my husband in his!) Nothing was too over the top- no profanity/vulgarity....it was just fun. In fact I was surprised how many kids were in the place. One funny moment was when a pair of girls opened a "fake" door to the ladies room- the door lead to nowhere. I can IMAGINE the reaction they would have gotten from the crowd/servers if the place and been packed!!! :) They had a HUGE selection of beer and lots of froufrou beach drinks...I had two Hurricanes with a souvenir glass and felt great :) The appetizer menu looked delicious I would grab a few of those instead of a meal next time- I had the steak salad and It was a very nice size...my Hubs was a little disappointed with his chicken fingers- very small portion- looked like a kids meal- I was surprised because my salad was so big. All in all- it was fun! I would never wait two hours for this place but if you get a chance to sneak in like we did- check it out!
(3)Ruth B.
My first time... My food was nasty chicken & rice... Got it blackened. Was so spicy hot could not taste flavor. Rice was seasoned with ??? Really bad taste. My date had a medium steak that was served really rare. Also, got crab ball appetizers which were just ok... Overall I would not go back. For a $100+ bill could have had much better elsewhere.
(1)Brandon B.
Basically everyone at Dick's is a Dick, not what I was used to at all and the paper dunce caps everyone had on along with extremely rude servers and hostess were the reason I can't comment on the food. We walked out as soon as we were seated, dickishly.
(1)Roger S.
Amusing place. Lousy food that's overpriced. What a combination.
(2)Tom S.
Ate lunch here. Food was ok, but nothing special. Service was good with typical Dick's sarcism. It is pricey so be prepared.
(3)Matthew K.
The food is pretty basic, but the service was pretty awesome. Our waiter was appropriately offensive and callous. He insulted us with a sufficiently disrespectful and judgmental attitude. I would say this experience would be best with a large group. If you have a sense of humor, this place is great.
(4)SAMANTHA D.
You have to come here at least once, it's not like anything I've experienced. You get abused and yelled at by the waitstaff but it's all in good fun. My hat said "so easy a cave men did it" and my b/f's hat said "i stuck at math". It was fun and the food was good too. Don't go if you are looking for a quiet romantic meal. I gave it 3 stars because I wouldn't come here on the regular.
(3)Kristin m.
Took my son there on his bday, thinking it would be fun to get jibed a little. The waiters were spread across too many tables, we really got very little attention at all. The food was very overpriced and the menu was just posted on a board with no descriptions, so ordering was difficult and there were no kids' menus. Our waiter did not make the experience fun, and his humor was not appropriate for the kids we had with us. I felt like the waiter was just giving us his tired standard lines, when he was around to say anything at all. Food is not brought on plates, so you are eating from buckets. DH really liked the ribs. Nothing else stood out. Overall, def not worth the drive/trouble/cost.
(2)Chris W.
Advertised as a place for kids but no non-smoking section. Stay away until they add one.
(1)Dan G.
Ok. Before you go to this resturant, the whole purpose of this place is to be insulted and made fun of by servers who "don't care" and who are very "rude". So if you can't handle a good ribbing and a bit of silliness, this is not the place for you. However it was quite possibly the highlight of my trip back from Myrtle. Our server was rude to my grandmother and her friend and teased me and my girlfriend. I have laughed that hard in a while. The cool part is that when you actually had a concern or have a question he was polite an answered my question. Then proceeded to berrate me for wasting her time. But everyone there had a smile on there face and was enjoying themselves. By the end of the meal, we walked out and our server said by with a great big smile on her face. We even started talkin andfetting to know other tables because everyone wanted to see what your dunce hat said. It was such great fun and as rude as they were, you could tell that it was all in good fun and the staff was having a blast. Come on, how many of you have worked as a server and wanted to tease the table you were working?!? I know I have The food was good. I enjoyed my meal and the rest of my family did as well. I liked this place so much I even wanted to buy a t shirt.
(4)Bill S.
We went with 3 kids. 3,6 and 15 and asked our server to PG it down a tad for Us and he obliged. Our server was excellent, he picked on my wifes boobs (her fault for wearing a revealing shirt), picked on me for having a beard. They dont pick on people for weight or looks, but body features, dress and age are definitely not off limits. Our food was delicious. I got a burger frys and ribs as a side. The beers where huge. The food delicious. We sat on the deck, and theres a crocodile whos like 6 foot long an eats chicken wings all day and night. My boy loved feeding him french frys. Evereytime I go to Myrtle Beach I have the intention of eating here. It was excellent. Once you get done, save time for the shopping plaza right next door, it's got something for everyone.
(5)Cezaro L.
Incidentally my picture was taken here. That was mere seconds before I got a paper cap with "Invested Heavily in the Silicon Market" scrawled all over it. Their "thing" is to be rude and crude. That said, they really do give excellent service: the food is delicious and well-presented, and they will get your refills quickly, with an officious roll-of-the-eyes or "only if you're lucky" comment. It's good service with a funny twist. Some people get offended by their hats (my roommate didn't like getting "A Carpenter's Dream" aka, flat-as-a-board), but if you can take a joke and feel like a new experience, check this place out with a large group of your friends. It's a really good time if you're in the area.
(4)Adam N.
It all depends on your waiter/waitress. If they r good it can be fun but if there like mine it's terrible... In my opinion you need to be with a big group to go here. You definitely pay for the experience food is below average
(1)Daniel O.
The only thing I can really say that I liked, was they had Fat Tire on tap. Food was kind of expensive and very small portions. Very sarcastic place; however that is the theme and atmosphere.
(2)Curtis W.
Do you like getting Insulted before and during your meal? Do you like having your silverware thrown at you? Do you like wearing dunce caps? If you said yes to any of those questions, then you may like Dick's. I saw the host rag on a patron for a good 5 minutes while waiting for a seat. Basically the restaurant's gimmick is that they are rude and they put you down, but it's all in good fun. I'm pretty sure this is a chain and they have a handful across the US, but I've only been to this one. It was a good time. The food was decent, but most people go for the atmosphere.
(4)Erin H.
menu sucks. food sucks. idea is interesting and funny. when i walked in i was reading all the hats and they all seemed to be pretty funny. i couldn't wait to see what our waiter wrote on ours. when he finally did, i can't remember what he wrote, but i remember that it wasn't funny, and i pretty much laugh at everything. and i don't mean it wasn't funny in a "i was offended" way i mean really i just didn't laugh at mine or my bf's. i assume it was just this guy though, the other waiters and waitresses did write very amusing stuff on other peoples hats. i wouldn't go for the food. i would go to have drinks and hear the live band. five points, which seems to pretty much be their house band is really good.
(2)Darren P.
With the reviews, I was hesitant to try this place with teenagers, but my girlfriend's kids really wanted to go. I mentioned it to one of the local shop owners and she said, "Oh, you don't want to take children to that place." Luckily, the whole family has a great sense of humor. The server was hilarious and the kids couldn't stop laughing, but I wouldn't take young kids unless you are prepared to explain a lot of jokes and comments about genitalia. Not for the faint of heart, Dick's is really a unique experience. If you have low self esteem, don't go. I ordered the Crab Cakes and they were pretty good. The kids ordered chicken fingers and wings. The server was, "right-on," with most of the, "insult hats," that he created for the group and kept us entertained. The live music was shockingly good. If I come back to Myrtle Beach with the kids, we will eat here again. If it is just me and the girlfriend, we will probably go somewhere a little more romantic :)
(4)Nick K.
OK you all know the drill in this joint. The staff are all "Dick's" to you while you eat and drink. Sound fun? Well it is..very fun...The dunce caps with the one-liners are great BUT...minus 3 stars for the crappy food...ribs were tough, cole slaw sucked, but the beer was cold. Next time just drinks and apps.
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